One time I beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme. He'll deny it if you ask him, though. I also out-fucked Ron Jeremy. He admits it though because he knows who's got the real balls.
August 9th, 2008
Looks like the only tag he'll be needing....... is a toe-tag. YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!
You'll be sayin' WOW every time!
When I was your age, we didn't use chasers!
Who doesn't know all the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believing"? WHO?!?
I regret to admit that couldn't find an actual celebrity for Pat.
This was drawn with a f*cking mouse. -Richard Cano
And they told me, "Richard, you dumbass. You probably didn't even show up. It's too dark."
Just drivin' down Somis Rd. in Camarillo, CA when I see this hand-painted sign next to a fruit stand. I blame the schools.