CollegeHumor: Marina Cockenberg http://www.collegehumor.com/user/3564420 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /embed/6869566 http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6869566/harlem-shake-late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-version Harlem Shake (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon version) Sat, 09 Feb 2013 12:10:31 -0500 /article/6853223 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6853223/reply-all REPLY ALL / Christmas, Hail Mary, Star Wars, Sexy Rap Videos Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:38:16 -0500 Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you've got on your mind. There will be GIFS.


I'm spending holidays at my bf's parents' house again and they do x-mas way more than my family does. How do I cope with all their merriment? – CM

DRINK. THE. KOOLAID. When you're on your boo's home turf, you've got to play by his family's rules. Bring a holiday sweater, get familiar with the Jackson 5 Christmas album, and politely smile as his drunk grandma places a ratty Santa hat on your head. His family's level of merriment may not be what you're used to, but it's better to play along then be the dickhead who sits pouting in the car at the Christmas tree lot because it's too cold outside. And honestly, letting yourself get swept up in the excitement of a holiday is pretty fun. You may have a festive nutjob waiting deep inside you yet.

REPLY ALL - Image 3...]]> /article/6850958 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6850958/reply-all REPLY ALL: Friend-zone, Early Classes, and Slacking Off Sun, 25 Nov 2012 15:29:55 -0500 Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you've got on your mind. There will be GIFS.


Ok so there was this cute girl at my school. I noticed her and introduced myself and she gave me her number. Well, about 40 texts in she told me she had a boyfriend but would love to be friends. I said ok but now we have been texting and hanging out for around a month. We have a lot in common and now it has gone from thinking she is cute to a crush. She still has a boyfriend though. What should i do? – Anonymous, via Tumblr

You should think about how many floats you want in the parade celebrating your election to Mayor of friend zone. In my professional girl opinion, this babe is not planning on making out with you. Maybe she likes the attention or (more likely) she generally thinks you're a cool dude, but either way she's got a boyfriend and you've got to acknowledge that.

The Internet loves to make girls the villains in a friend zone situation, but you've got to accept some responsibility as well on this one. She told you that she had a boyfriend and you let yourself entertain the idea of her as a romantic option anyway. Don't get me wrong, I've been there too. I have politely introduced myself to girlfriends and said "Hey, I'm Marina! Great to meet you!" when what I really meant was "Great to meet you! Here's hoping your relationship falls apart so I can swoop in, console, and hit that!"
...]]> /article/6848338 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6848338/reply-all-concert-groping-long-distance-dating-and-pagan-gods REPLY ALL: Concert Groping, Long-Distance Dating, and Pagan Gods Wed, 14 Nov 2012 16:52:38 -0500 Every Tuesday resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you've got on your mind. There will be GIFS.



I met a girl at a concert who was very pretty and she let me feel her boobies, but I didn't get her number. Is it weird to hunt her down on Facebook? – Anonymous via Tumblr


...]]> /picture/6842123 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6842123/hurricane-sandy-vs-weave Hurricane Sandy vs. Weave Mon, 29 Oct 2012 17:14:08 -0400 /article/6838701 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6838701/reply-all REPLY ALL: Careers, Roommates, Monty Python, Remembering Names Mon, 22 Oct 2012 11:56:24 -0400 Every Tuesday resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you've got on your mind. There will be GIFS.



My dad wants me to join the army/sherrif's department but I want to finish college and get my law degree. Any thoughts? Also, y'all are awesome. – Robin

It's pretty normal to have some disconnect between what your parents want for your future and your own ambitions. For example, I wanted to be a Disney channel star but my parents wanted me to be "college educated" and "not likely to drive a Porsche through a stranger's living room while on a coke binge." Your dad has spent eighteen years making the major decisions for your life, so it's probably a little scary to give up control to a complete life-running rookie. But ultimately, it is your life. So if what you really want is to be a lawyer, do it. Work your ass off and openly weep during the LSATs and buy power suits. Also, leave me your number because I'm going to need a good lawyer if the Disney thing ever pans out.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc06sy53Zt1rfduvxo1_250.gif...]]> /article/6827812 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6827812/reply-all-unfriendly-campus-brotherly-competition-negging Reply All: Unfriendly Campus, Brotherly Competition, Negging Mon, 24 Sep 2012 16:24:18 -0400 Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you've got on your mind. There will be GIFS.

My college campus has to be by far the least friendliest campus in America. It's not that big of a deal but I'm the kind of person that's very friendly and all my old friends moved away or go to different schools. What are some things I can do to meet new people on and off campus? Or should I just be content with seclusion for the rest of college? Haha – Anonymous, Penn State

...]]> /article/6835466 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6835466/interview-bill-murray-crashed-our-kickball-game Interview: "Bill Murray Crashed Our Kickball Game" Mon, 15 Oct 2012 11:14:15 -0400 While the rest of us were hungover Sunday afternoon, this lucky group was playing kick ball with Bill Murray. We asked a couple of team members how it went down.

Interview: Bill Murray Crashed Our Kickball Game - Image 1...]]> /picture/6812572 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6812572/x-men-art-marketed-as-sex-repellent X-Men Art Marketed as "Sex Repellent" Wed, 15 Aug 2012 12:13:21 -0400 /article/6774414 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6774414/collegehumor-staffs-favorite-internet-video-marina-cockenberg CollegeHumor Staff's Favorite Internet Video: Marina Cockenberg Thu, 24 May 2012 17:05:49 -0400 Most Improbable Lil Jon Mashup Ever

Why? Juxtaposition.

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The Aggressively Religious One
I don't know if it's possible to save the soul of someone during the 15 seconds it takes to read a greeting card, but they're certainly going try. Within this card's peaceful exterior lies a barrage of religious quotes, information about Jesus, and so very many prayers. Hey-when someone says they're praying for you, do you have to pray back? Why do you need so many prayers in the first place? Maybe you like the life you're living. I mean who needs Eternal salvation when you have Xbox Live? It's like, stop judging me God. F*ck it, pass the egg nog.

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...]]> /article/6052365 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6052365/more-accurate-post-cards More Accurate Post Cards Thu, 29 Apr 2010 10:56:02 -0400 It's weird none of these cities have hired me to run their PR campaigns.

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...]]> /article/5805766 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5805766/carol-of-the-adderalls Carol of the Adderalls Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:32:07 -0500 Christmas Carols may be classics, but I think some College Carols would be way more relatable. I mean let's face it— babies just aren't popping up in mangers like they used to.


(quickly, to the tune of Carol of the Bells… and best if sung loudly in a library)

...]]> /article/5780095 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5780095/ten-tips-for-surviving-thanksgiving-break Ten Tips for Surviving Thanksgiving Break Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:22:06 -0500 For most college students, Thanksgiving break will be the first time you go home all year. Here are some helpful tips for readjusting during your brief return to the real world.


  1. Everyone gains weight at college. It's not a big deal. All that matters is who got the fattest. Do NOT be the fattest. 
    ...]]> /article/5510931 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5510931/how-to-get-any-girl-to-sleep-with-you-part-2 How To Get Any Girl To Sleep With You (Part 2) Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:51:36 -0400 Well well well…It's come to my attention that despite my previous and painfully clear instructions, some of you are still failing to nail any chick you want. Weird, I know. But because my drop-dread good looks and winning personality are matched only by my boundless compassion, I've decided to give you helpless few some more inside advice to aid you in your carnal pursuits. So if babies, sandwiches, and periodic clubbings didn't do it for you, here are some more tips for getting the lady of your dreams this semester…
    ...]]>         /article/5660076 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5660076/five-weirdest-90s-sitcom-sidekicks Five Weirdest 90's Sitcom Sidekicks Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:04:56 -0400 You may have been too falling in love with Topanga Lawrence to notice, but 90's TV was weird, man. Here's a brief review of five sitcom sidekicks that truly out-weirded the rest.



    1. Sam Anders, "Clarissa Explains it All"

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