Owen Parsons

I write & draw jokes (or "chucklers") for CollegeHumor. My hobbies include cooking, video games, sci-fi novels, going to the hospital and hiding newborn babies on top of tall cabinets and in small drawers, and the banjo.

  • A Puberty Guide for X-Men

    A Puberty Guide for X-Men

  • QUIZ: Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author or Crazy Person?

    QUIZ: Sci-Fi / Fantasy Author or Crazy Person?

  • Ben Affleck's Marriage-Ending Oscar Speech

    Ben Affleck's Marriage-Ending Oscar Speech

  • CollegeHumor Staff's Favorite Internet Video: Owen Parsons

    CollegeHumor Staff's Favorite Internet Video: Owen Parsons

  • Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes

    Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes

  • The X-Men Guide to Puberty

    The X-Men Guide to Puberty

  • Honest Amusement Park Maps

    Honest Amusement Park Maps

  • The Seriously Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook

    The Seriously Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook

  • Tool Catalogue for the People Working on My Building

    Tool Catalogue for the People Working on My Building

  • The Dorklyst: 6 Awesome Games That Were Completely Reinvented

    The Dorklyst: 6 Awesome Games That Were Completely Reinvented

  • Fashion Scatterplot: How Good Clothing Looks vs. How Easy It Is to Wear

    Fashion Scatterplot: How Good Clothing Looks vs. How Easy It Is to Wear

  • 9 Road Signs For Your Life

    9 Road Signs For Your Life

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