Allyson

About Me: university of rochester '11. film and media studies major. always looking for a good time and a good thing. proud employee of phantom fireworks
Member Since: September 11th, 2008

Website: http://www.new.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1375020003&ref=name

picture Landstrider

Proof that there's such a thing as partying too hard.

picture Proof that there's such a thing as partying too hard.

Febreze will take that stain right out.

picture Febreze will take that stain right out.

First off, he's not stupid for holding on since hot air balloons are a huge investment and cost thousands of dollars. Also their 5 month old girl's inside.

picture First off, he's not stupid for holding on since hot air balloons are a huge investment and cost thousands of dollars. Also their 5 month old girl's inside.

Commented on Monday, March 2nd 2009

Caption Contest: 3/2

article Caption Contest: 3/2

by Susanna Wolff on March 2, 2009

The one on the left is clearly joking, but the one on the right has a rare muscular disease that causes tightening of her lips and facial skin, so don't laugh at her.

picture The one on the left is clearly joking, but the one on the right has a rare muscular disease that causes tightening of her lips and facial skin, so don't laugh at her.

Pokes were meant to be accompanied by slurred expletives and a hungry baby crying in the background.

picture Pokes were meant to be accompanied by slurred expletives and a hungry baby crying in the background.

They have a drunk frat boy on staff 24/7 to do just that.

picture They have a drunk frat boy on staff 24/7 to do just that.

you just got sticker'd!

picture you just got sticker'd!

Santa just told those two kids Christmas was canceled due to the failing economy.

picture Santa just told those two kids Christmas was canceled due to the failing economy.

Looks like this Thanksgiving's gonna be a hell of a party

picture Looks like this Thanksgiving's gonna be a hell of a party

Why not? It's been a while.

picture Why not? It's been a while.

Is that a man or a kiwi?

picture Is that a man or a kiwi?

Frosty the Snowman is a dick.

picture Frosty the Snowman is a dick.

It doesn't matter what the final score was; Florida State won.

picture It doesn't matter what the final score was; Florida State won.

Commented on Tuesday, December 2nd 2008

Parents Just Don't Understand: 12/2

article Parents Just Don't Understand: 12/2

by Susanna Wolff on December 2, 2008

They're not quite making out (at least the one on the right isn't), but I'll take it.

picture They're not quite making out (at least the one on the right isn't), but I'll take it.

Most Ghetto Beer pong set up

picture Most Ghetto Beer pong set up

Does that say tramp stamp upside down?

picture Does that say tramp stamp upside down?

picture Sticky Fingerz

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