Race Bannon

Race Bannon

About Me

Cut me off in traffic and I'll follow you home and poop in your driveway

Member Since

September 27th, 2008

Contributions

Some Myrtle Beach sideboob - summer's on its way!

Picture Some Myrtle Beach sideboob - summer's on its way!

Nothing says I love you like goatsee

Picture Nothing says I love you like goatsee

I bet she could use a back massage

Picture I bet she could use a back massage

Cleavage: the ultimate interview tool

Picture Cleavage: the ultimate interview tool

Freddy fingered five footlong frankfurters

Picture Freddy fingered five footlong frankfurters

Picture It's a TRAP!

Keep your hands off this you damn dirty apes!

Picture Keep your hands off this you damn dirty apes!

They keep the rimjobs in the back of AutoZone

Picture They keep the rimjobs in the back of AutoZone

Watch out for those speed bumps

Picture Watch out for those speed bumps

Somebody get a sponge.... quick!

Picture Somebody get a sponge.... quick!

Street Physics 101

Picture Street Physics 101

Step 1 in getting your girlfriend to do things she wouldn't normally do: subliminal messages.

Picture Step 1 in getting your girlfriend to do things she wouldn't normally do: subliminal messages.

I prefer to grow mine in a garden

Picture I prefer to grow mine in a garden

Beware of headcrab attacks

Picture Beware of headcrab attacks

Shouldn't it go up a donkey's ass?

Picture Shouldn't it go up a donkey's ass?

Just your friendly neighborhood Child Services Agent.

Picture Just your friendly neighborhood Child Services Agent.

He's only 12, don't wronged him!

Picture He's only 12, don't wronged him!

Roadhead kills more teenagers than drunk driving each year

Picture Roadhead kills more teenagers than drunk driving each year

He'd be better off celebrating Hanukkah

Picture He'd be better off celebrating Hanukkah

Sure the can says 10 but there's probably only 9 in there

Picture Sure the can says 10 but there's probably only 9 in there

I smell a sequel

Picture I smell a sequel

Gordon Freeman's weapon of choice

Picture Gordon Freeman's weapon of choice

Admiral Ackbar!

Picture Admiral Ackbar!

Coming to a campus near you!

Picture Coming to a campus near you!

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