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This girl with drawn on eyebrows was creepin' around asking for booze and we asked to take a picture with her. She was a demon.

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Mom might not see it, but hopefully you'll find it before you wear shorts.

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Passed out on the couch and had breakfast with Mom the next morning. I was polite but he still got what was coming to him.

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This asshole puked rice-a-roni all over our lounge floor and then flipped me off when I asked if he cleaned it. He was a damn freshman from another college, so I don't know who he thought he was. I made him clean it and when he was on his way out, I let h

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