CollegeHumor: Jennifer Morris http://www.collegehumor.com/user/3597959 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6412002 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6412002/honest-app-descriptions Honest App Descriptions Fri, 28 Jan 2011 09:02:15 -0500






...]]> /article/6249304 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6249304/pros-and-cons-of-being-back-home Pros and Cons of Being Back Home Sat, 31 Jul 2010 18:07:51 -0400



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...]]> /article/5698157 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5698157/kramerica-industries-online Kramerica Industries Online Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:59:54 -0400  




...]]> /article/5569541 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5569541/5-freshmen-smells-that-will-stay-with-you-forever 5 Freshmen Smells That Will Stay With You Forever Sat, 29 Aug 2009 19:14:23 -0400 You know how they say that smell is the best sense to bring back memories? Here are five wonderful fragrances that are guaranteed to forever remind you of that precious freshman year:


...]]> /article/5267238 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5267238/if-art-vandelay-were-real If Art Vandelay Were Real Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:21:34 -0400





...]]> /article/4006426 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4006426/the-five-outfits-you-wear-in-college The Five Outfits You Wear In College Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:21:20 -0400


"Hotel Clothes" - This is the quintessential lounging around the dorm ensemble, when you might be able to put on your jeans but can't quite manage the rest of an outfit, thus completing it with just a bathrobe.  Throw in some comfy socks or even just flip-flops et voila – even if you were rich and famous you would be lounging around some fancy hotel in these clothes.  Technically this is kind of Hugh Hefner's usual get-up.

...]]> /article/3980725 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3980725/digital-age-douchebags Digital Age Douchebags Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:51:06 -0400
Our Digital Age has brought about many useful things, but unfortunately with great technology comes great douchebaggery.  Here are some people whose emails, voicemails and Facebook messages you just shouldn't return:
 
...]]> /article/3980107 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3980107/10-reasons-to-quit-twitter 10 Reasons To Quit Twitter Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:13:00 -0400

1.  You're Verbose
The 140 character limit means you typically have to tweet five times in a row just to get out a sentence.

2.  You Don't Do Anything
And you know it.  You don't need to articulate the non-happenings of your day, nor share it with the world.

...]]> /article/3965940 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3965940/omegle-chat-fails Omegle Chat Fails Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:54:50 -0400


Successful chat = entertaining bullshit or genuine conversation.  Most are unsuccessful.




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...]]> /article/3939751 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3939751/conversations-with-your-stoner-roommate-part-deux Conversations With Your Stoner Roommate Part Deux Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:16:41 -0400 You: What are you watching?

 

Roommate: I don't even know. Family Guy or something.

 

You: Family Guy?

 

Roommate: Yeah. It's funny.

 

You: It's also animated. That is live-action, dude.

 

Roommate: Oh.

 

You: And that's a prison. It looks like Oz.

 

Roommate: That's it! That's what I'm watching! Fucking funny.

Voiceover: …and the prisoners grow more restless following the previous day's riots, killing two inmates and seriously injuring a guard…  


...]]> /article/3897715 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3897715/top-5-songs-to-resurrect-drunken-summer-memories Top 5 Songs to Resurrect Drunken Summer Memories Sat, 14 Feb 2009 13:22:41 -0500

It's gone from snowing to kinda good weather lately which means that before we know it the time will be here for us all to crank up the summer tunes and get in that bbq party spirit. To get extra psyched, make sure you include these bad boys in your playlist:



Number 5: The All-American Rejects: Swing, Swing

Nobody remembers this as an awesome s...]]> /article/3905904 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3905904/conversations-with-your-stoner-roommate-part-1 Conversations With Your Stoner Roommate Part 1 Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:29:47 -0500 You: Dude, what happened to my new shampoo?

Roommate: Huh?

You: I bought a new shampoo this morning and now the bottle is empty.

Roommate: I don't know what you're talking about, man.

You: Look, I know you use all my stuff and that's cool. But the whole bottle is gone, what did you – I mean you must have poured it d...]]> /article/3903180 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3903180/what-stuff-on-your-rsum-really-means What Stuff On Your R Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:36:09 -0500 Come on, we've all embellished a little bit on our CVs. But sometimes we just translate real life into more professional-sounding descriptions…

What you wrote: Enjoys art cinema.

What you meant: Enjoys porn.

What you wrote: Class President.

What you meant: Class Clown.

What you wrote: Avid reader.
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