http://www.collegehumor.com/user/3685367 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /embed/6706643 http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6706643/inter-tattoo-dating-psa Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:50:15 -0500 /article/3729579 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3729579/ben-and-jerrys-opens-pandora Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:23:14 -0500 FACTS:


Ben and Jerry's has announced free ice cream on election day (http://www.benjerry.com/features/i_voted/).


Post this announcement, Obama dropped 9 points on recent poles(http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSTRE49J0LF20081025).
...]]> /article/3685421 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3685421/child-rearing-101-kids-dont-want-to-listen-to-you Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:58:34 -0400 This will be the first instructional manuscript from a single man devoid of offspring on raising children.


Oh those pesky litter whippersnappers! Everybody loves kids! EVERYBODY! Even child murderers and such. Seriously… they just love too much is what it is, and they don't know how to get that love back- and that hurts. So in the interest of children and parents everywhere, I am going to bridge the gap and try to lower the rate of child murders by preaching understanding. See, at this point, I'm more of a child then a man, so I will be the liaison here. I will be your inside man-child on how to get through to those little bald monkeys. First off, you must understand that kids don't want to listen to you, they just don't! There is only one person that kids will listen and that is themselves. Don't think of this as an obstacle though; think of this as an opportunity. As soon as your child is of reading age, start writing him/her notes. Notes from himself in the future! Let's say you have a 5 year old boy named Joe who doesn't like to clean his room. Something like this will go a long way:
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GirlySexyChick18<..timestamp> (7:41:43 AM): who's this?

GirlySexyChick18<..timestamp> (8:04:05 AM): who's this?
...]]> /article/3685382 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3685382/the-liberal-agenda-illegal-aliens-voting-in-american-idol-elections Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:13:15 -0400 It may seem appalling to those not familiar with the voting system for American Idol but the current structure provides no security check to ensure that the voter is an American citizen. In fact, a voter can not only be a non-citizen resident of this country, they can be an illegal alien! There is a very key word in the show title- ˜American.' It's not ˜Mexican Idol' and it surely isn't ˜Chinese Idol.' There is a second key word in the title- ˜Idol.' The chosen victor should represent someone who is idolized by the God-fearing, hard working people of this fair nation. The United States of America.
...]]> /article/3685374 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3685374/babies-are-not-to-be-eaten Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:07:46 -0400 The world can often be a difficult place leading people to make difficult or irrational decisions, which can have a negative effect on the life of the individual and often the lives of others. Despite the unrelenting issues with world hunger and a volatile economy, the consumption of a human child should never become the solution to one's problems. While at first, the idea of eating a baby may appear to be a good solution to hunger, population, or economic issues, upon further scrutiny and reflection, this turns out to be a poor decision which can have various negative outcomes.
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