travelinmatt
I got caught masturbating but got in trouble because I acted really glad to see my wife. Relieved really. I yelled "HELP! My hand and pee pee are fighting a battle royal will you please go get a hot towel and a chicken burrito! I truly recommend this to anyone who gets caught. And try to get caught more often. Do it in public areas whenever you can.
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