Toboggans are the opposite of cars - you want to have as little control as possible.
I got caught masturbating but got in trouble because I acted really glad to see my wife. Relieved really. I yelled "HELP! My hand and pee pee are fighting a battle royal will you please go get a hot towel and a chicken burrito! I truly recommend this to anyone who gets caught. And try to get caught more often. Do it in public areas whenever you can.
January 17th, 2007