Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Flag on the offense for getting owned by an old man. 15 yard penalty.
Jay-Z took a swig from that bottle thinking it was Cristal, then made that face when he realized it was "poor person's water."
"If you don't mind, I'll just sink my birdie."
He just thinks they're giant Milk Duds.
She's still got all the right parts.
"What, didn't get your full gallon of teet milk today?"
But second place ain't too bad.
Why nice to meet you too!
Well, that's that. I guess I'm joining the darkside.
Sometimes people interpret the phrase "semi-formal" differently.
C'mon, it's not that sad, he just broke his leg. In 15 places so he'll never walk again.
It doubles as a bullet proof vest too.
He's doing what he's doing on the shirt right now! Have we blown your mind yet?
They go to a very orthodox Jewish day school in Los Angeles.
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