My favorite past times include: laughing, smokin' the reefer, starting fights, cooking delicious baked goods, singing off-key, and (sometimes) having drunken sex that I never fully remember.
Don't fuck with me, or I'll run in the opposite direction screaming my head off. And trust me, you do NOT want that. Just kidding, I'll get my brother to kick your ass.
If you want to know anything else, just ask. I don't know when to shut my mouth, so I'll probably end up telling you my entire life story.
Oh, and I'm doin' a hundred on the highway, so if you do the speed limit, get the FUCK outta my way!