http://www.collegehumor.com/user/3837449 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3903676 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3903676/slackers-schedule-at-a-9-5-office-job Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:49:41 -0500 …The key to looking busy for eight hours straight.


9:00am N/A: Never come in on time; if you do, they'll expect you to keep doing that, and that's the last thing you want these people to do: expect things from you.


9:45am Pull in to the parking lot. Be noticed by some people in the office, but hang out outside and waste some time. Smoke a cigarette, read a whole magazine front to back. People will see you in the parking lot and it will give the illusion you've been there for a while.
...]]> /article/3881459 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3881459/episode-2-you-know-youre-in-college-when Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:07:56 -0500 You know where to get discounted meals every day of the week paired with uncomfortable side effects. Living cheap never comes disease-free.


Sunday- Half-off chicken pha at that crappy Vietnamese place around the corner. Sure it sucks and you have to pick chicken fat out of your teeth from time to time, but tell me where else you can get a steaming bowl of terrible Vietnamese soup for 3.95. Nowhere! (Salmonella is on the house today, boys!)
...]]> /article/3877552 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3877552/you-know-youre-in-college-when Sun, 01 Feb 2009 00:14:47 -0500 You find alternatives for common hygienic products.


The other day I was shaving with my manual razor. I take pride in my shaving. It takes skill for a close trim and it takes a god to make your chin as silky smooth as mine (Yup, I have a small god complex, wanna fight?). What I enjoy more than achieving a jaw line as soft as a cloud, is the wicked burn I get after slapping some after shave on that bitch. I unintentionally reenact Home Alone every time as I try to punch and slap away the pain (it never works).
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