Michael Matter

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Member Since: January 25th, 2009

Website: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1300851/

Sneak peek of Terminator Salvation.

picture Sneak peek of Terminator Salvation.

"She kept asking the photographer to retake them. Then she demanded a stool."

picture "She kept asking the photographer to retake them. Then she demanded a stool."

Opportunity... Sieze it.

picture Opportunity... Sieze it.

And you thought the guy driving the Google Maps street view van was nerdy.

picture And you thought the guy driving the Google Maps street view van was nerdy.

Jessica Simpson wears the same jeans as your Mom.

picture Jessica Simpson wears the same jeans as your Mom.

Don't be fooled, he's a child prodigy.

picture Don't be fooled, he's a child prodigy.

In other, less important news, the new leader of the free world was elected yesterday.

picture In other, less important news, the new leader of the free world was elected yesterday.

David Blaine apparently writes TV descriptions now.

picture David Blaine apparently writes TV descriptions now.

The 8 and the 0 are upside down too, you just can't tell.

picture The 8 and the 0 are upside down too, you just can't tell.

Is that the bottom of someone's thumb?

picture Is that the bottom of someone's thumb?

Finally teenagers can slam a bat into something with real value.

picture Finally teenagers can slam a bat into something with real value.

Commented on Friday, January 30th 2009

article Hey Suzy

by Michael Matter on January 25, 2009

They sell these at Hollister for $59.99.

picture They sell these at Hollister for $59.99.

He forked up pretty bad on this one.

picture He forked up pretty bad on this one.

When is it "too much" tequila?

picture When is it "too much" tequila?

picture Take it off!

Commented on Friday, January 30th 2009

Wes, the 30 Year Old Guy Who Thinks He's Still in College.

article Wes, the 30 Year Old Guy Who Thinks He's Still in College.

by Michael Matter on January 25, 2009

hotlink She's the breast friend I've ever had

A collage of college, featuring another beloved "that guy"

picture A collage of college, featuring another beloved "that guy"

His Jesus fish fell off immediately after crashing into the church.

picture His Jesus fish fell off immediately after crashing into the church.

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