Is that a hot dog shooting out his ass?
I'm pretty much the equivalent of a college superhero. I am very good at smashing into things, and have an unusually high tolerance for head blows. I like puppies, unicorns, and anal.
NGA Fo' Evs
January 17th, 2007
I guess the old man is Lupin Jr
30% on... What was he thinking?
No, seriously, and it probably won't get any cooler in the near future.
For the record, I did not recover.
He never saw it coming
Six security guards kicked my ass for this.
Allison please don't leave me
I guess he doesn't like the Red Sox either.
Use your imagination
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