Dildolicious

Member Since: February 14th, 2009

If you like it, then you should put another truck in it.

picture If you like it, then you should put another truck in it.

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: God has a nice little perch to gaze from.

picture If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: God has a nice little perch to gaze from.

I knew he was a party animal.

picture I knew he was a party animal.

"Come on, give me your best shot!"

picture "Come on, give me your best shot!"

That's a lucky that guy.

picture That's a lucky that guy.

Sadly, the spill of precious Hayden Panettieres has been grossly overlooked thanks to the BP disaster.

picture Sadly, the spill of precious Hayden Panettieres has been grossly overlooked thanks to the BP disaster.

PETA was angry and the frogs weren't really into it, but at least the Pitchfork review was positive.

picture PETA was angry and the frogs weren't really into it, but at least the Pitchfork review was positive.

"If you don't mind, I'll just sink my birdie."

picture "If you don't mind, I'll just sink my birdie."

And now you know why I have tickets to girls volleyball tournaments.

picture And now you know why I have tickets to girls volleyball tournaments.

She has to keep in shapes. Nice, round, soft, sexy shapes.

picture She has to keep in shapes. Nice, round, soft, sexy shapes.

And me without my imperious curse...

picture And me without my imperious curse...

Dr. Devi Shetty? Hahaha! That is so ridic--oh right just got to Hitler.

picture Dr. Devi Shetty? Hahaha! That is so ridic--oh right just got to Hitler.

It's funny because her husband is dead.

picture It's funny because her husband is dead.

picture Ninja Fertile

Finally, a cartoon that a parent can watch with his kid.

picture Finally, a cartoon that a parent can watch with his kid.

"See, you guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for Army guys."

picture "See, you guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for Army guys."

Mm, nice and big and round. Just gotta love those sunglasses on girls.

picture Mm, nice and big and round. Just gotta love those sunglasses on girls.

Everything is perfect about this picture. Especially the sneakers.

picture Everything is perfect about this picture. Especially the sneakers.

I hope there's no size limit.

picture I hope there's no size limit.

False CNN. More often than not you get "random webcam penisulation."

picture False CNN. More often than not you get "random webcam penisulation."

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