CollegeHumor: Casey Campbell http://www.collegehumor.com/user/3907610 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/5757131 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5757131/costumes Costumes Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:25:42 -0500

In college no one cares what you wear to class, but they do care what you wear on Halloween. There are literally million of things you could dress up as; this is why your choice in costume says a lot about you. This is what you were saying this Halloween with your costume choice.



...]]> /article/5706272 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5706272/5-star-wars-questions-which-keep-me-up-at-night 5 Star Wars Questions Which Keep Me Up at Night Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:30:44 -0400 I love Stars Wars, but I spend way too much time thinking about it. Literally, every night before I fall asleep I ponder life-changing questions about Star Wars like:



1.  Why does Chewbacca not get a medal?

At the end of the movie Luke and Han are rewarded for their efforts with medals. However, Chewbacca does not receive a medal. Did I miss something? Chewbacca risked his life to save Luke and help destroy the Death Star. For all we know, it was Chewbacca who actually fired the shot that hit the right spot on that one other Tie fighter that bumped into Darth Vader's Tie fighter just in the right way to send him spinning into space away from the Death Star thus leaving the plot open to sequels. I for one, thank you Chewbacca. I suspect that Chewbacca did not get a medal based on race, which is total bullshit. They live in a world where Jar Jar Binks can become a galactic senator, but they won't give Chewy a medal. I'd hate to see what racist anti-Wookie laws are enacted once the Rebellion has gained power.
...]]> /article/5692533 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5692533/real-life-modeling Real Life Modeling Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:05:00 -0400 All modeling pictures are so posed and contrived. Here's what the models would be thinking or saying if they weren't actually posing and these pictures were candid . . .


...]]> /article/5076045 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5076045/worlds-toughest-religious-studies-test World's Toughest Religious Studies Test Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:18:27 -0400

]]> /article/4049871 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4049871/clubs-in-college Clubs in College Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:39:19 -0400 Everyone joins clubs in college. Some people will become very involved in these clubs, however most will just show up to meetings for free pizza. Be warned though, people will judge you by the clubs you choose. You may see clubs as just a free lunch, but other view joining clubs as a form of self expression. Here is what the clubs you join say about you:


Spirit Committee
...]]> /article/4012080 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4012080/dreams-i-had-as-a-kid-that-will-never-come-true Dreams I had as a kid that will never come true Sun, 03 May 2009 17:41:33 -0400

Every little kid dreams big. As a kid you believe impossible things can come true. When I was a kid I dreamed of a ton of cool things happening to me when I got older that can never come true. Here are my 5 dumbest dreams as a kid:

1) Play in NBA

...]]> /article/4002167 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4002167/ferris-bueller-all-grown-up Ferris Bueller All Grown Up Sun, 26 Apr 2009 22:31:32 -0400


7:00 AM Phone rings

Ferris- Hey, Cameron whats up?

Cameron- I just got up. I am about to get ready for work. Why you calling so early?

<...]]> /article/3988529 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3988529/thoughts-of-sober-guy-at-a-party Thoughts of Sober Guy at a Party Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:49:34 -0400
9:30- Hey this party won't be too bad and I am sure my friends didn't invite me just to be their DD. It won't be as bad as last time. I won't just stand in the corner while everyone dances. And I am pretty sure no drunk guy will try to make out with me, I mean how many times can that happen, I don't care if my face has a lot of feminine features.

9:35- I know no one here.

9:36- Where did my friends go?

9:45- Why is this guy calling me gay for not drinking? I don't even know him.

10:05- How many different slurs for gay does this guy know?

10: 15- I wonder if I can convince Jim to drink for me in beer pong. I have known that guy since grade school, he has to have my back.

10:30- I didn't know Jim knew so many slurs for gay.

10:45- I should go find a corner to stand in.

11:15- I feel so safe in this corner.

11:23- Those people are staring at me because I have been in this corner for so long. I should find a new corner.

11: 42- I don't like this corner as much.

11:50- I should have just stayed home tonight and watched the Star Wars marathon on Spike.
...]]> /article/3966214 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3966214/the-guitar-guy The Guitar Guy Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:58:30 -0400

It is a statistic certainty that if more than 5 guys are at a party one of them will try to play the guitar to impress everyone at the party. The "guitar guy" does this because he wants to look cool and potentially steal your girlfriend. This guitar guy will obviously get all the attention and admiration of all people (especially the ladies). The good news is that I have collected a list of four instruments that if you are able to play, you will make that guitar playing douche look like a bitch.  

1-Harp. Simple yet elegant. A harp says you are cultured and classy. A harp also says you are a caring, gentle soul (ladies ;) )Also, you will look like an angel. Be sure to point out that your instrument has 46 strings compared only six strings. That makes your instrument 7.666 times harder to play. The women will be turned on by your math skills.  

...]]> /article/3966198 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3966198/sports-in-college Sports in College Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:42:51 -0400 Sports are much different in college than they were in high school. In high school sports were all about school spirit, competition, and winning. In college sports are about trying to impress other people and having something to talk about to strangers at parties. This is why you must be very careful about which sports you play on the weekends. Here is what you are saying when you pick your sport in college.
...]]> /article/3908853 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3908853/rejected-board-game-slogans Rejected Board Game Slogans Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:27:42 -0500


Monopoly- Finally a game for your Jewish friends
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