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MIKE CAIOLA:
-AN EPIC TALE OF ADVENTURE, SUSPENSE AND EXTRAORDINARY EVENTS-
(based on a true story)

Mike Caiola was born on August 22, 1989 at the ripe age of three. Being three years ahead of the kids his age he quickly advanced through the grades. In Junior High he began to wonder if he, himself, as destined to live normal boring lives like his fellow peers. This wouldn�t be the first time this question came up throughout the years but it would eventually lead him to his destiny.

High school is where it began � the fate of great fates. Already being extremely popular, having chiseled abs, and having flocks of girls follow after him, Mike wanted something to stand for and he got his chance the next day.
He was walking down the street when all of a sudden he heard a bus load of orphan kids crash behind and - being a selfless soul as he was � ran into the fire and chaos that was the wreck and carried out 67 orphans 2 minutes flat, saving them all. Then he pulled the bus out a ditch and back onto the road with just his two hands.
At first Mike tried to hide that he completed this great task as he was extremely modest and did not want any credit for something that would have been done by any ordinary person. However, word leaked and he became even more popular, more flocked by girls, and even more chiseled. But it was not easy street for Mike � like the saying goes: �With great accidental heroism and naturally good looks come more crazy adventures and dangerous situations��
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