CollegeHumor: Amber Spradley http://www.collegehumor.com/user/3970724 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3980150 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3980150/if-treadmills-could-talk If Treadmills Could Talk Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:53:19 -0400 Treadmill: Oh hey there. Long time no see. Lucky for me you've compensated by bringing more to see.

Me: What? 

Treadmill: Hmm?  Sorry…didn't catch that. Please select your workout program.

Me: Cardio.

Treadmill: Please enter your weight.

Me  Oh geez, I don't even own a scale. Last time I weighed myself it was like 120 pounds or something.

Treadmill: (snickers.)

Me: Excuse me? 

Treadmill: Oh, sorry. Just laughing about something I heard earlier. Please select your age.

Me: 23.

Treadmill: Really? Never would've guessed that.

Me: I know right? People always say I look younger.

Treadmill: Yes…younger…exactly what I was thinking. Please select the length of your workout.


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