A police station interrogation room. JOHNNY, a greasy criminal, sits at a table. DETECTIVE SHEPARD, a spunky young policewoman with everything to prove, is questioning him. SHEPARD: So, you gonna …
I enjoy funny cool things and those strawberry candies that they wrap to look like strawberries. I intern at fun cool places like The Onion and CollegeHumor. I also write and perform in the sketch comedy troupe HammerkatzNYU.
May 6th, 2009
If you don't want to spend $120 to see South Pacific on Broadway, you can read my basic dialogue-based synopsis here. - Emile: Nellie, I have only known you two weeks, but I am in love wi …
Jesse, Free Willy Grand Larceny Sure, this movie tells the story of a young wrong-side-of-the-tracks ruffian named Jesse (which has been statistically proven as the most badass name of all tim …
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning! We just want you to feel free.We didn't want to have kids. I don't remember how long I breastfed you.I breastfed you long e …
I hear wedding bells!
The emo half brother was super distraught after hearing his conformist "brother" was going to prom.
Don't bully these kids at school.
The "systsem" is probably what would have helped this guy spell "system" right.
Take THAT, American hero!
This pastor knows his popular music. And his Bible.
Yeah. Because I'm a woman.
This guy just put an ad out for the American Dream.
That's not true. I'm judging you right now.
Sometimes I just wanna...
Because we all know Ty Pennington is the KING of subtlety.
Just because you couldn't find a date for the prom doesn't mean you should ruin everyone else's pictures.