Hola. I'm Dylan (it is so not a boy's name). I'm Iranian and Puerto Rican (meaning I'll seduce you, and then bomb your infidel ass...lol, i kid, i kid). I'm 19 years old, I've been this age for a while now, because 19 years olds kick ass. Beer and cheesy nachos are my choice of food always.


If you don't listen to rock music (and not the bullshit they serve on a plate on the damn radio and MTV), you FAIL at life.

Talk to me. I don't bite...often.