CollegeHumor: Ben Conway http://www.collegehumor.com/user/4050634 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6262352 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6262352/the-tonight-show-monologue-mad-libs-edition The Tonight Show Monologue Mad Libs Edition Tue, 17 Aug 2010 00:03:36 -0400 Welcome to the Tonight Show, it’s nice to see all of you here tonight. Did you hear about this _________________ can you believe they _______________________?

       (Celebrity in the news)                             (Reason they are in the news)

Well President__________________ was in ________________ to talk about 

<...]]> /article/6029525 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6029525/what-you-and-everyone-else-thinks-about-your-drink What you and everyone else thinks about your drink Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:59:52 -0400 Beer 

 

What you think: I don’t need a fancy drink to have a good time.

 

What others think: I have no job and beer is the cheapest thing I can buy here. 

 

Wine

 

What you think: I have a sophisticated pallet and can appreciate the subtle flavors in this merlot. 

 

What others think: Hard alcohol us too strong for me and I want people to think I have money so beer isn’t expensive enough. 

 

Cosmopolitan 

 

What you think: I like a fun colorful drink with a cool spiral of fruit peel. 

 

What others think: I can’t wait for Sex and the City 2. I wish I could hang out with Carrie or Samantha just once, I could totally be the fifth friend. 

 

Martini

 

What you think: I’m cool like James Bond. 

 

What others think: I watched Casino Royal last night and memorized all the ingredients he lists in the movie. I hope I can trick a girl in here with my fake accent. 

 

Moonshine

 

What you think: Why would I pay for alcohol when I can make my own out of a few ingredients in my bathtub. 
...]]> /article/5783808 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5783808/the-five-people-who-will-definitely-be-in-your-families-thanksgiving-football-game The Five People who will definitely be in your families Thanksgiving Football Game Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:32:30 -0500 The Drunk Uncle:



He opened his first beer to signal the start of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and has had another to honor each float, band and every time they mentioned Black Friday. He's joins the game late and after a couple plays he decides he is going to play center for both teams. Half an hour into the game he disappears only to be found before dinner passed out in the garden. 


...]]> /article/5266629 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5266629/eight-signs-you-are-in-canada Eight signs you are in Canada Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:50:54 -0400 With summer in full swing one of the best ways to spend your time is to take a road trip with your friends. Planning a road trip is boring; so the best way to get going is to start driving and stop when you can no longer continue driving. Here are some signs that your trip has ended in Canada.


  • You just tipped the stripper with a 5 dollar bill
  • The mo...]]> /article/4067779 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4067779/horse-racing-is-a-lot-like-sex Horse racing is a lot like sex Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:09:17 -0400 When you think about a horse race be it the Kentucky Derby or the Preakness the first things you usually think of are rich people, expensive horses and gambling but if you think harder you will notice that horse racing is a lot like sex.

    Pre-Race

    Before the race actually starts there is hours of pointless pre-race coverage where they tell you the life story of every horse, the trainer, the owner etc. All this is stuff that you really don't care about. Then the horses walk out and trot around the track letting everyone see them bets are placed, drinks are consumed everyone has a good time.

    Post-Time
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