Slurms

Slurms

About Me

I write erotic novels for children. They're WILDLY unpopular.

Member Since

January 21st, 2007

Contributions

... just don't tell anyone, OK?

Picture ... just don't tell anyone, OK?

Picture Finally

japanese wack-a-mole is wayyyy more fun

Picture japanese wack-a-mole is wayyyy more fun

Yours to discover indeed.

Picture Yours to discover indeed.

And IIIIIIII, will always love youuuuuuuu

Picture And IIIIIIII, will always love youuuuuuuu

In retrospect, glue was a poor choice.

Picture In retrospect, glue was a poor choice.

I told you I'd do it.

Picture I told you I'd do it.

The next installment is, "How to Play the World's Tiniest Violin"

Picture The next installment is, "How to Play the World's Tiniest Violin"

"Another dead hooker?!" - Storekeep.

Picture "Another dead hooker?!" - Storekeep.

How can love so wrong feel so right?

Picture How can love so wrong feel so right?

Mikey "The C" Cera just got JERSYFIED!

Picture Mikey "The C" Cera just got JERSYFIED!

Picture ...

Well this is just ridiculous. How can you be "out of Parliaments?"

Picture Well this is just ridiculous. How can you be "out of Parliaments?"

They ended up getting married a couple months later. Then committed a murder/suicide.

Picture They ended up getting married a couple months later. Then committed a murder/suicide.

All glory to the bloodsucking Frankenjesus

Picture All glory to the bloodsucking Frankenjesus

I don't care whose house it is, someone pick up that f*cking pencil!

Picture I don't care whose house it is, someone pick up that f*cking pencil!

you motorboating son of a bitch

Picture you motorboating son of a bitch

You don't wanna know those other delights are, but you'll find out anyway.

Picture You don't wanna know those other delights are, but you'll find out anyway.

It's a shame John McCain's not our president. Otherwise we'd have his daughter Meghan and she could definitely help us out in I-Rack.

Picture It's a shame John McCain's not our president. Otherwise we'd have his daughter Meghan and she could definitely help us out in I-Rack.

The goggles, they do nothing!

Picture The goggles, they do nothing!

"Let YOUR car "Live Long and Prosper" with Castrol Motor Oils. The very best in synthetic motor oils and lubricants."

Picture "Let YOUR car "Live Long and Prosper" with Castrol Motor Oils. The very best in synthetic motor oils and lubricants."

Must be the new lead-in to "Two and a Half Men" next season.

Picture Must be the new lead-in to "Two and a Half Men" next season.

Now THAT'S a comeback!

Picture Now THAT'S a comeback!

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