Slurms

About Me: I write erotic novels for children. They're WILDLY unpopular.
Member Since: January 21st, 2007

Thanks for the suggestion, Yahoo.

picture Thanks for the suggestion, Yahoo.

Definitely the fairest in the land.

picture Definitely the fairest in the land.

His wife sleeps in the dog cage.

picture His wife sleeps in the dog cage.

Take that, God.

picture Take that, God.

The boob bite (or tit dip as it's known in some circles) is making a big comeback. Submit yours now.

picture The boob bite (or tit dip as it's known in some circles) is making a big comeback. Submit yours now.

The Toothless Townie: every town has one, just usually too elusive to get on camera.

picture The Toothless Townie: every town has one, just usually too elusive to get on camera.

If there's one thing cooler than a Scion, it's a clever vanity plate.

picture If there's one thing cooler than a Scion, it's a clever vanity plate.

Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does.

picture Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does.

Sonic vs Mario. Sega vs Nintendo. Who do you got?

picture Sonic vs Mario. Sega vs Nintendo. Who do you got?

"Last time I take my 2 year old out to Chinese."

picture "Last time I take my 2 year old out to Chinese."

I fell for the girl on the left like my heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

picture I fell for the girl on the left like my heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

He must be one of those sponsored Jews I heard about.

picture He must be one of those sponsored Jews I heard about.

Commented on Friday, February 18th 2011

Flowchart: Why Hasn't the Person You Texted Responded Yet?

article Flowchart: Why Hasn't the Person You Texted Responded Yet?

by Susanna Wolff on December 29, 2011

Commented on Friday, February 18th 2011

The Most Persistent Flirter on Facebook

article The Most Persistent Flirter on Facebook

by Susanna Wolff on February 22, 2011

It's complicated with Scorpion and Liu Kang.

picture It's complicated with Scorpion and Liu Kang.

Colbert cameos every episode of House.

picture Colbert cameos every episode of House.

It's safe to say that tattoo will never be irrelevant.

picture It's safe to say that tattoo will never be irrelevant.

Unfortunately Snooki's book, "A Shore Thing," isn't on the shelf.

picture Unfortunately Snooki's book, "A Shore Thing," isn't on the shelf.

picture Purrrfect!

Why 98% of parents shouldn't have children.

picture Why 98% of parents shouldn't have children.

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