http://www.collegehumor.com/user/5280476 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/5384523 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5384523/chuckles-the-birthday-clowns-average-day Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:14:08 -0400 9:17 AM- Wake up.


9:20 AM- Remove cigarette butts stuck to old facepaint from yesterday's gig.


9:25 AM- Vomit.


9:30 AM- Realize you are going to be late for today's gig.  Spend an hour not caring.


10:37 AM- Put on "The Suit".


10:50 AM- Count to 10.  Walk out door.
...]]> /article/5280622 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5280622/what-to-do-when-everything-is-on-fire Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:48:33 -0400 Navigating this life can often be fraught with peril and intrigue, and things can often become intriguing and perilous.  There is no reason that you can not be prepared.  What follows is the first in a series of helpful guides for some of the more common experiences in life that seem to give people too much worry.


Check to see if everything is on fire.

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You might think it could never happen to you.  I don't live in an area commonly known to harbor snakes, is something you might say aloud in the streets whilst unicycling or some other non-snake activity.  You might even think it over and over rapidly in your head as you go to work at the storage place where you also live.  Well, you are a fool who has odd ways of passing the time.
...]]> /article/5280483 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5280483/the-moon-is-easy-like-sunday-morning-and-night Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:37:27 -0400      Today is the fortieth anniversary of the original moon landing, and much attention, including this reporter's, has been forced to remember a dark chapter in this country's history,  a time when we all took the easy way out.   


    In 1961, a person of moderate importance suggested that, by the end of the decade, we not only could, but should, put a man on the moon.  Two years later, that person was shot and killed for their arrogance, among other things.  However, other persons of more importance and arrogance took this person seriously, and in July of 1969, not one but two mans had been put on the moon.
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