She would certainly add some spice to NBC's lineup. Kim already has real-life experience being in charge of a useless and failing company, but from her track record with her store Dash, would it mean that Kim would never be around the office? Does that question alone make me glaringly guilty of watching too much of that stupid show on E? We would probably have to endure cameos from her family. I don't know about you, but I'd watch Dwight duel her delinquent brother-in-law Scott any day. Then again, "that's what she said" jokes should never sound sexy and I don't need to see her ass in a pantsuit.

4. JUSTIN BIEBER

...]]> /article/5917219 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5917219/losty-lost-lost Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:29:06 -0500 So let me get this straight.


They were LOST because the plane was LOST, but they thought it was found with the decoy bodies but it was actually still just LOST. There was that one dude at the beginning who LOST his sense of surroundings and got sucked into that engine – one of the many who LOST their lives on "LOST." There was the smoke monster, who definitely LOST his cool, and that's when they first LOST the non-"LOST" logic. The appearance of polar bears is what first LOST me. At the beginning, Locke LOST his wheelchair, after he LOST the use of his legs. Of course, all the flash backs LOST time and mainly existed to show all that the "LOST" characters LOST before they LOST themselves on the island. Walt LOST his dog, but then his dog was never really LOST, ever. Sun and Jin thought they definitely LOST the baby, and Rose LOST her cancer, so the island may have you LOST but is it a bad thing? They LOST some of their audience when they got LOST in other time periods, and little Ben LOST his life, but big Ben was still just an asshole who at some point LOST the will to keep his "daughter" alive, who was originally LOST by Rousseau, who LOST her mind. At some point, the show LOST two characters to actors' criminal charges. Hurley never LOST any weight, but he LOST Libby, but does Hurley lose anyone? You know, since Hurley LOST his marbles and talks to dead people who apparently are not LOST but still on the island?
...]]> /article/5858986 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5858986/top-5-worst-gifts-you-got Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:23:03 -0500

5. HANDMADE…ANYTHING
This would be totally different – and appreciated – if it were, say, the 1800s. If it were still acceptable to give oranges as a special stocking stuffer. But you see, aunt Joan, there are legitimate stores that sell products that I can actually use. Made with love? Maybe not as much. But functional and less sad? Always.
...]]> /article/5805265 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5805265/handling-roommate-problems---his-and-her-reactions Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:53:41 -0500

Situation: Not Doing the Dishes

 

Hers: "Someone left their dishes in the sink! Someone who eats Lucky Charms! Didn't you buy Lucky Charms? I really don't want to point fingers, I want to share the responsibilities of living together, but it just upsets me when people don't respect my space and thus, don't respect me. We can all be adults about this and talk it out. If it doesn't change, I'm going to schedule a mediation with the RA."
...]]> /article/5776012 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5776012/5-childhood-toys-that-prepared-us-for-college Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:48:57 -0500

1. Pogs

The game that made little to no sense to most children, "playing" Pogs prepared us for many a drinking game that's only purpose is social interaction. Oh, what's that? That cute girl with no hand/eye coordination needs a beer pong partner? Yeah, she was the same girl that you let get the better shooter trade in kindergarten. Also,assuming you actually played pogs, the intensely focused wrist-snap motion should have warmed you up for flip cup.
...]]> /article/5758319 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5758319/the-5-people-you-really-should-not-be-friends-with-on-facebook Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:42:48 -0500

5. That Person Who Lives On Your Floor Freshman Year

You don't know them now, and you won't know them later. Friending them 2 weeks into college just assures you'll be consistently invited to events from whatever obscure club they joined to actually make friends until you finally de-friend them senior year. And you'll still feel bad doing it.
...]]> /article/5754693 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5754693/the-categories-of-a-douchebag Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:54:54 -0500

PREPORIOUS DOUCHEBAGIUM ...]]> /article/5666705 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5666705/top-5-tattoos-freshmen-will-want-to-get---but-really-shouldnt Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:52:18 -0400 Ahh…freshmen. You can be approximately ten miles from home, living in a cinder-block, jail cell "dorm" and you will still think you are the coolest thing to grace each and every sh*tty house party. Two years ago, you were still taking the bus to school and rocking a Jansport. But your newfound independence will make you think you should get a tattoo. Common sense says you shouldn't. Here are the top five tattoos you will want to get your freshman year, but just – no. Don't. ...]]> /article/5630004 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5630004/its-not-a-fashion-statement-they-have-to-wear-shoulder-pads Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:31:33 -0400      OMG, ladies, it's that's time of year!!! The leaves totally change, the weather gets, like, super cold and Gap starts selling a different color scheme of button-down cardigans. Fall is totally in the air. And if you've got a bf, that means one thing: ff.      You'd think talking about anything involving the word "fantasy" with your boyfriend would be hawt, a little naughty, and emotionally revealing. This is not true from  the months of September to December (not to mention that the actual season extends to right before V-Day, which is a small redemption). No, his fantasy is going to involve a pigskin, and not in a kinky way. ...]]>