...]]> /article/5779069 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5779069/black-friday-veteran Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:47:07 -0500 Thanksgiving Day 2064, a kid sits down next to his grandfather who is sitting by himself staring introspectively into the glowing, crackling fire blazing in the fireplace.

Kid: Hey Grandpa.
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...]]> /article/5632819 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5632819/what-does-your-accent-say-about-you Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:42:43 -0400 The pros and cons associated with different accents from around the globe… as written by an American.


British:

Pros:

• Right off the bat, your perceived intelligence level skyrockets into the range of genius.
• You're incredible at soccer, whether or not you actually are.
• You're automatically 25 to 45 percent more attractive to the opposite sex.
• You've had a Dyson vacuum cleaner for years. They're OK.
• You get to say "across the pond" without sounding retarded.

Cons:
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