CollegeHumor: Mikey J http://www.collegehumor.com/user/5625666 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/5402401 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5402401/how-towns-used-to-be-named How Towns Used To Be Named Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:51:31 -0400
Chairman: Hear Yee, Hear yee! We will begin the meeting with the man to my right. Please introduce yourself, the name you would like to call your town, and the reasoning behind it.

John Sterling: Good day. My name is John Sterling. My town is in the southwest region of McLean county and I am the elected mayor. I would like to name the town Silverton because of our booming silver mines. Thank you.
...]]> /article/3928700 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3928700/what-your-trophies-say-about-you What Your Trophies Say About You Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:17:37 -0400




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...]]> /article/3588203 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3588203/why-grandma-refuses-to-play-boggle-anymore Why Grandma Refuses To Play Boggle Anymore Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:21:02 -0400 Grandma and I used to play three games of Boggle every Sunday since I was nine-years-old. I honestly looked forward to playing with her throughout the entire week. However earlier today, towards the end of the second game, grandma told me her boggle career is over. This is why:


...]]> /article/3348394 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3348394/ice-breakers Ice-Breakers Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:53:50 -0400 College is awesome. It's the only place in the world where young adults can find beer and girls in the same place. Unfortunately, College does have its downfalls, they're called classes. Interestingly enough, the agony felt by classes can not be attributed to the endless amounts of homework and excessively difficult exams, but instead it roots from the event that your T.A. puts you through in the beginning of each semester, the "Ice-Breaker" activity. Ice-Breakers, "IB's" as we call them in the biz, contribute to 94% of all suicides in the United States. Why you ask? Because they blow. They are boring. They are useless. But most of all, they make that one guy talk way too long about what he did over spring break. Seriously, since when was Africa in need of volunteers? Anyways, this is why I have taken it upon myself to make a few new ice breakers of my own.

1. The Circle Game

/article/3124785 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3124785/brain-teasers Brain Teasers Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:16:03 -0500 Hey everyone, finals are here and just to keep you fresh I have created a few brain teasers to keep your mind fresh. The first one is just an example:





Answer: Read between the lines
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Jesus: Hey Dad. Can we talk?

God: Yeah, what's up kid?

Jesus: So I was talking to some of my buddies a couple days ago and I told them that you were my dad and they all laughed at me. I was wondering if there was something you could do.
...]]> /article/3006131 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3006131/stick-figures-juandering-off Stick Figures: 'Juan'dering Off Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:02:16 -0400


]]> /article/2975640 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2975640/tic-tac-toe Tic-Tac-Toe Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:44:33 -0400

The results from a best of 3 series against my blind Aunt Ellen in Tic-Tac-Toe:







Game 1: Victory!

(Jason leads series 1-0)


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God: Mary! Are you there? Are you up?

Mary: Shhh, you're going to wake someone.

God: Don't worry, they can't hear this…I'm in your head. Plus, I put a pillow over Jesus's face.
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Dick: Dude, Mouth, nice work man, I'm so pumped you picked her up.


Balls: Yeah, you did awesome Mouth. I had no idea you were so smooth.
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knocks



Mary: Someone's at the door

Joseph: Don't worry babe, I got it.
...]]> /article/2905883 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2905883/mansdaq-mdaq MANSDAQ (MDAQ) Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:25:35 -0400 Illinois, September 13th 2007 — Boobs(BOOB) plummeted for the third day in a row bringing their man stock down to a year low of 53. The origin of the crash is still in question, however, it is certain that Britney Spears, a long time employee of Boobs, brought on negative publicity in the past year, even making some gentlemen question if they still consider themselves Boob Guys. Due to this fact, it's been reported that BOOB headquarters have received thousands of e-mails and text messages begging for the termination of her contract. An unnamed source working for Boobs told us that, "Boob advocates are almost always men who have girlfriends with large breasts, yet ugly faces. Now, I don't know how they did it, but they have raised the value of Boobs so much that this one feature can protect them from any heckling that they are obviously having sex with a yetti that just received breast-implants. It's really ridiculous, luckily, I think others are starting to catch on." It's safe to assume that Boob's biggest fear is that they continue to plummet, possibly as far as Personality did back in the late 90's, which would eventually lead to an outraged community of young men who invested strongly in the belief that boobs would always be a good thing to have in a woman. As of now, it is too early to tell the outcome for Boobs.
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