CollegeHumor: Daniel Carson http://www.collegehumor.com/user/5631921 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6393641 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6393641/how-to-go-abroad-and-come-back-an-a-hole How To Go Abroad (And Come Back An A-hole) Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:06:51 -0500 While most of America's youth is content to idly spend all of their college days going to school within the oppressive confines of their chosen American university, there exists an elite few who bravely strike out down the less beaten path. At the expense of their own parents' bank account, these brave individuals journey out into the strange lands beyond our borders in search of self-enlightenment, focaccia bread, and legalized marijuana.
...]]> /article/6402495 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6402495/no-one-cares-that-its-your-birthday-month No One Cares That It's Your "Birthday Month" Sun, 23 Jan 2011 23:07:06 -0500

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a firm believer in celebrating many of life’s smallest victories with the kind of pageantry that most people typically reserve for religious holidays. I keep a pack of confetti poppers on me at all times just in case I slap a good five.

The fact is though, that the level of neediness people demonstrate while promoting their birthday th...]]> /article/6227065 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6227065/products-that-were-invented-just-to-piss-me-off Products That Were Invented Just to Piss Me Off Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:16:48 -0400 I would have my testicles slowly mashed into turkey gravy by a fat chick in nothing but heels and a “Team Edward” shirt before I bought these products-

  1. The Dyson “Air Multiplier” 

    ...]]> /article/6099678 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6099678/interview-with-snls-jorma-taccone Interview with SNL's Jorma Taccone Mon, 24 May 2010 15:39:57 -0400 An Interview with MacGruber’s  Jorma Taccone

    Written by Dan Carson


    Jorma Taccone is the closest thing you can find to a Swiss Army Knife in the world of comedy.

    He has written sketches for Emmy Award winning actor Jeremy Piven and produced Digital Shorts with hip hop legend Justin Timberlake on Saturday Night Live. Along with fellow m...]]> /article/6099561 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6099561/avatarded Avatarded Mon, 24 May 2010 14:36:44 -0400 Congratulations James Cameron, you’ve finally done it. You have cemented yourself as the biggest asshole of the twenty first century.


    James Cameron had the gall to write and direct the most expensive movie ever made, and base it on the characters his “Special Needs” son drew on the wall at school during clay-eating class. Avatar did to cinema what the earthquake did to Haiti, if after the earthquake someone was spiteful enough to hover over the island in a helicopter blasting “You Shook Me All Night Long” by AC/DC and dropping Lunchables covered in battery acid.
    ...]]>         /article/5972868 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5972868/fratmusiccom-saves-the-day Fratmusic.com Saves the Day Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:58:33 -0500

    Now I am by no means a socialist, I don’t even pronounce the first “A” in America. Yet when I heard that Pandora was limiting its users’ “free listening hours” I couldn't help but feel like   I knew then that our people needed a hero, a hero they deserve to need, but not the hero they want to deserve needing, or however that Dark Knight<...]]> /article/5671739 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5671739/the-top-3-most-uncomfortable-kinds-of-text-messages-ever The Top 3 Most Uncomfortable Kinds of Text Messages Ever Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:42:47 -0400 3. The Poorly Timed "Next Day" Text: 

    This text message is sent at an unfortunate time the next day after meeting someone at a party the night before, generally while the person is sleeping, working out, or buying Plan B. It usually sits in the mailbox for 2-5 hours collecting lame-dust and indifference. The "Hey I had soooooo mch fun last nite oMgzor...]]>