Rhyme Slayer

Rhyme Slayer

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February 6th, 2007
Liked on Friday, June 15th 2007
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Didn't your parents ever talk to you about the firefighters, the schoolgirls, and the bees? picture Didn't your parents ever talk to you about the firefighters, the schoolgirls, and the bees?
"Every semester we donate a set of clothes for an excuse to have a police escorted romp around campus. About 600 students at the last one." picture "Every semester we donate a set of clothes for an excuse to have a police escorted romp around campus. About 600 students at the last one."
God damn I wish I was in Miami right now. picture God damn I wish I was in Miami right now.
"This is from a football Saturday at Notre Dame. We were walking by this group of kids playing football. My friend told them he would give them $100 if they kicked the ball off to him and he didn't run it back for a touchdown. He ran past most of the kids picture "This is from a football Saturday at Notre Dame. We were walking by this group of kids playing football. My friend told them he would give them $100 if they kicked the ball off to him and he didn't run it back for a touchdown. He ran past most of the kids
Why is it so hot when girls do beer bongs? picture Why is it so hot when girls do beer bongs?
A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk. picture A license plate your parents might get you to make sure you never drive drunk.
"Me and my sister in a picture for Father's Day." picture "Me and my sister in a picture for Father's Day."
You too will be on your way to a happy day, thanks to girls almost making out. picture You too will be on your way to a happy day, thanks to girls almost making out.
Blowing on the candles won't work, try popping the cartridge up and down really quick. picture Blowing on the candles won't work, try popping the cartridge up and down really quick.
The hotter you are, the less people expect from your costumes. We expect very little of these girls. picture The hotter you are, the less people expect from your costumes. We expect very little of these girls.
I know this looks illegal, but keep it mind it's the final blow of a devastating 4-hit combo. picture I know this looks illegal, but keep it mind it's the final blow of a devastating 4-hit combo.
Cowgirls making out. picture Cowgirls making out.
I'll have whatever's at the bottom of that ice tank. picture I'll have whatever's at the bottom of that ice tank.
Hermione, but specifically the Lindsay Lohan version of Hermione. picture Hermione, but specifically the Lindsay Lohan version of Hermione.
Sorry sign, not likely. picture Sorry sign, not likely.
Which one of these is not like the others? picture Which one of these is not like the others?
Then the horse spoke to me. "Welcome," he said, "to Gumdrop Island." picture Then the horse spoke to me. "Welcome," he said, "to Gumdrop Island."
"Underwear Party JMU Style." God damn JMU girls are hot. And always have been. picture "Underwear Party JMU Style." God damn JMU girls are hot. And always have been.
We'll travel across the ocean just to insult you face-to-face. USA! USA! picture We'll travel across the ocean just to insult you face-to-face. USA! USA!