CollegeHumor: Tony Payne http://www.collegehumor.com/user/5871742 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6009913 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6009913/i-fixed-my-computer-in-20-easy-steps I fixed my computer in 20 easy steps. Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:14:58 -0400 Grrrrr. My beautiful shiny MacBook Pro conked out on me earlier this week; it just stopped turning on! And, man, it is really hard to find good, easy-to-understand advice about how to troubleshoot computer problems.


But I finally got it all sorted out, and being the kind soul that I am, I thought I would just tell my readers what I had to learn the hard way when it comes to getting your computer fixed. Hopefully these twenty easy steps are simple enough for even the most tech-illiterate person to follow.
...]]> /article/6000331 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6000331/im-gonna-take-full-advantage-of-this-free-health-care I'm gonna take full advantage of this free health care. Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:10:01 -0400 Oh, snap. In your face, people who hate poor people.


Obama and Pelosi just hooked us all up with free health care, so no matter how we've screwed up our bodies, no one's gonna bill us. How sweet is that?


And to celebrate my new freedom, I'm gonna make sure I take full advantage of the services now available to me.


...]]> /article/5945144 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5945144/i-have-a-zombie-for-a-roommate I have a zombie for a roommate. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:25:27 -0500 So I've been having a lot of trouble with my roommate Jacob lately. When he moved in, it was great. He was funny, responsible, accommodating. Everything you could ask for in a roommate. But, lately Jacob's been a little… different.


I stopped outside his door. "Knock knock," I said. "Hey Jake. It's me."


He looked up from whatever he was reading. His face was paler than usual. And covered in blood and skullmatter. "Raawraagh! Grrowgh!"
...]]> /article/5871764 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5871764/am-i-the-only-traumatized-by-youth-sports Am I the only traumatized by youth sports? Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:18:28 -0500 My middle sister is awesome. For our purposes here, let's call her 'A'. She's a smart, kind,fun person. But I submit to you today that she is a thief. A thief ofmy athletic ability.


You see, I have absolutely, positively nosports skills whatsoever. I am god awful at any and every sport everinvented. The only sport I am even good at is baseball. I think if you were to hand me a football, I would spontaneously vomit.
...]]> /article/5871747 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5871747/i-was-rejected I was rejected. Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:06:08 -0500 11 January 2010
Dear ANTHONY PAYNE:
Thank you for your recent attempt at hooking up with Caitlin Schlessinger. As one of the coolest , hottest girls in San Francisco, Caitlin is hit on by dozens and dozens of guys every weekend. On the night you tried to get her number, you were just one of fifteen to ask her.
We regret to inform you, however, that Caitlin is unable to offer you her phone number. In order to stay viable in today's dating market, she cannot have a conversation with just any guy who asks to buy her a drink at a bar. And offering her a Pabst tallboy didn't really help your case.Caitlin takes a holistic view of men who approach her. Playing "Big Buck Hunter" and "Terminator 2: Pinball" by yourself in the corner of the bar for an hour did play a significant role in Caitlin's deliberations.
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