thendannypsaid

I guess he had a little too much Barkardi

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On a trip to Israel, I purchased some candy to bring back to the states. With the help of some herbage, I soon discovered that my cherry gummies looked like a vein-y cock n' balls.

From thendannypsaid

Actually more like God's consolation prize. After enjoying this treat I went home to find I'd been rejected from all of my top schools.

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