HawaiianPun is the hilarious alias of a less-than-hilarious writer from Connecticut. No, wait -- make that the less-than-hilarious alias of a hilarious writer from Connecticut.

"What has he written?" you ask. Well...uhhh...Say, are those new sneakers? Have you lost weight? How do you feel about Mr. Rabinowitz making eyes at your mother? What do you mean "where?" Right there, by the cheese platter!

Anyway, with a mind as savvy as a Spanish/Philosophy (though not Spanish philosophy) double major would imply, HP understands how important it is to promote his writing to as wide an audience as possible, which is why he has hit upon the unique idea of creating a web log (or "weg," as the kids are calling it) of all his work at www.writeinthekisser.com. He can also be reached at hawaiianpun@gmail.com, if you'd prefer to insult him directly.