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Aaron Peever

Aaron Peever

About Me

Rock albums get released. Rap joints are 'dropped.'

Member Since

February 12th, 2007

Website

http://aaronpeever.wordpress.com

Hamburglar Writes the McDonald Land Police Department Requesting a Re-Take of His Mug Shot Article Hamburglar Writes the McDonald Land Police Department Requesting a Re-Take of His Mug Shot
Response to My Letters to Somali Pirates Requesting They Take up a More Traditional Approach to Piracy on the High Seas Article Response to My Letters to Somali Pirates Requesting They Take up a More Traditional Approach to Piracy on the High Seas
Letters I Sent To the Woman I Saw Inspecting Some Cantaloupes at the Grocery Store Article Letters I Sent To the Woman I Saw Inspecting Some Cantaloupes at the Grocery Store
Recession Proofing Article Recession Proofing
Sorry, But Your Bailout Request Has Been Denied Article Sorry, But Your Bailout Request Has Been Denied
Response to My Letters from Discovery Channel Regarding My Requests that they Extend Shark Week Article Response to My Letters from Discovery Channel Regarding My Requests that they Extend Shark Week
Some Logistical Issues Article Some Logistical Issues
Dear Sweetheart: Letters Home From A Soldier Article Dear Sweetheart: Letters Home From A Soldier
Excerpts From My Grandfather's Autobiography That Lead Me To Believe He Might Not Have Been As Tolerant of Other Races as He Has Let On Article Excerpts From My Grandfather's Autobiography That Lead Me To Believe He Might Not Have Been As Tolerant of Other Races as He Has Let On
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Facebook: Not Just For Creeping Exes Anymore Article Facebook: Not Just For Creeping Exes Anymore
A Letter To Batman From the Justice League Upon Learning of the Savings Associated with Shopping Online Article A Letter To Batman From the Justice League Upon Learning of the Savings Associated with Shopping Online
This could pretty much be said about every door. Picture This could pretty much be said about every door.
Open Letter of Complaint to My New Roommate, Who Happens to be a Ghost Article Open Letter of Complaint to My New Roommate, Who Happens to be a Ghost
Internal Monologue of a Polo Shirt About to Have Its Collar Popped Article Internal Monologue of a Polo Shirt About to Have Its Collar Popped
Rejection Letter from the Marcel Marceau Academy of Mime Article Rejection Letter from the Marcel Marceau Academy of Mime
A Letter Home From A Kid Who Thinks He's At Magic Camp But Is Really At Fat Camp Article A Letter Home From A Kid Who Thinks He's At Magic Camp But Is Really At Fat Camp
Things Spiderman Would Do if His Uncle Didn't Give Him That Speech About Responsibility Article Things Spiderman Would Do if His Uncle Didn't Give Him That Speech About Responsibility
Response to My Letter from Intellicorp Regarding My Requests for a Custom Robot Article Response to My Letter from Intellicorp Regarding My Requests for a Custom Robot
Nair For Men: A Guide to Safe Pube-Grooming Article Nair For Men: A Guide to Safe Pube-Grooming
Open Letter to that Cheap Bastard Santa Claus On December 26th Article Open Letter to that Cheap Bastard Santa Claus On December 26th
Getting That Special Girl to Like You Article Getting That Special Girl to Like You
If I Was, I Would: A Hypothetical Poem Article If I Was, I Would: A Hypothetical Poem
Dear Aleve Article Dear Aleve
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