Greg Panties
is a born again Christian
is a Heineken enthusiast
is a selfish, tattooed prick
is a hater to the highest degree (he even hates other haters, sharing no camaraderie with any of them)
loves anything rock/metal/punk because the rest of the music industry, if he listens to it for too long, will kill him (pop and rap is to Greg what a chocolate bar is to a dog)
is a concert junkie
considers a night at the peelers a "quiet night"
is a professional writer, a graduate of the Humber School for Writers where he mentored one-on-one with an award-winning novelist (name omitted for privacy)
has never worked a day in his life
will probably never work a day in his life
does not go on vacation