Lisa

Lisa

About Me
I may not have a real profile here, but it isn't because I'm a jerk. It's because I don't give a damn.
Member Since
February 14th, 2007
Good luck finding your underpants. Hint: They're stuffed into one of the couch cushions. picture Good luck finding your underpants. Hint: They're stuffed into one of the couch cushions.
Is there any other kind? picture Is there any other kind?
Lusty Lady Mother May I? picture Lusty Lady Mother May I?
Liked on Monday, November 16th 2009
Aladdin Finds a Loophole article Aladdin Finds a Loophole

by Andrew Bridgman on

He started out looking for his estranged wife. Then he discovered porn. picture He started out looking for his estranged wife. Then he discovered porn.
Liked on Wednesday, October 21st 2009
Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures article Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures

by Conor McKeon on

The joke's on you guys. He now has a beautiful girlfriend named Qwerty, and I think she's foreign or something. picture The joke's on you guys. He now has a beautiful girlfriend named Qwerty, and I think she's foreign or something.
You know he'll just spend it on crack, right? picture You know he'll just spend it on crack, right?
The Liver & Onion is cheaper AND floats around your head while you eat. picture The Liver & Onion is cheaper AND floats around your head while you eat.
The reason why children are overweight. picture The reason why children are overweight.
Usually, those roller coaster portraits aren't worth the $15. picture Usually, those roller coaster portraits aren't worth the $15.
Liked on Friday, September 11th 2009
Teddy Roosevelt Shops at the Abercrombie & Fitch of Today article Teddy Roosevelt Shops at the Abercrombie & Fitch of Today

by Alex Schmidt on

"Everyone give Timmy a round of applause for being a good boy today." picture "Everyone give Timmy a round of applause for being a good boy today."
Honk, honk. picture Honk, honk.
You should've seen this group of rag tag teenagers set up their tent. Definitely top ten sitcom moment ever. picture You should've seen this group of rag tag teenagers set up their tent. Definitely top ten sitcom moment ever.
They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me. picture They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me.
Put me in coach. picture Put me in coach.
"Father, can we go to Pinkberry then catch the 3:20 showing of Julie & Julia? Oh pretty please, father. Pretty please!" picture "Father, can we go to Pinkberry then catch the 3:20 showing of Julie & Julia? Oh pretty please, father. Pretty please!"
Then she better April O'Kneel after that. It's only fair. picture Then she better April O'Kneel after that. It's only fair.
"Our neighbor just showed up and no one had the heart to ask him to leave." picture "Our neighbor just showed up and no one had the heart to ask him to leave."