Lisa

Lisa

About Me

I may not have a real profile here, but it isn't because I'm a jerk. It's because I don't give a damn.

Member Since

February 14th, 2007

Contributions

"I'm worried about your members."

Picture "I'm worried about your members."

Things I tell my dog that could also apply to my boyfriend.

Article Things I tell my dog that could also apply to my boyfriend.

Don't ever let go.

Picture Don't ever let go.

He was such a bright guy.

Picture He was such a bright guy.

Preeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure she just farted.

Picture Preeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure she just farted.

You should see what he can do with scissors and some hair gel.

Picture You should see what he can do with scissors and some hair gel.

Let me guess - you forgot the keys.

Picture Let me guess - you forgot the keys.

Babe Pig in the City: The Streets

Picture Babe Pig in the City: The Streets

Article I SLAM!

Article Beat It

I don't support underage drinking, unless it's going to get me laid.

Picture I don't support underage drinking, unless it's going to get me laid.

"Oh yeah? Well define, 'well adjusted" - Calvin

Picture "Oh yeah? Well define, 'well adjusted" - Calvin

Ugh, can't we try missionary? Just once?

Picture Ugh, can't we try missionary? Just once?

Hmmmmm we're out of white paint. Maybe we can add the word "not" after "it's".

Picture Hmmmmm we're out of white paint. Maybe we can add the word "not" after "it's".

World's best birdhouse.

Picture World's best birdhouse.

Hottest top ever? Or weirdest?

Picture Hottest top ever? Or weirdest?

"Singles Awareness Day", S.A.D.

Article "Singles Awareness Day", S.A.D.

Worst water skiier ever.

Picture Worst water skiier ever.

I'm seeing double! Eight boobs!

Picture I'm seeing double! Eight boobs!

"It's small or whatever but it's only $80 a month, and that includes internet and cable."

Picture "It's small or whatever but it's only $80 a month, and that includes internet and cable."

They are all starting to rust.

Picture They are all starting to rust.

Pretty cool, until you realize this is Lars' car.

Picture Pretty cool, until you realize this is Lars' car.

I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you.

Picture I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you.

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Concentrate and remember, there is no spoon.

Picture Concentrate and remember, there is no spoon.