Lisa

Lisa

About Me

I may not have a real profile here, but it isn't because I'm a jerk. It's because I don't give a damn.

Member Since

February 14th, 2007

Contributions

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.

Picture Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.

I'm so ripped. Hey you know what I could go for? OATMEAL! I'm totally craving some oatmeal. That's a weird word isn't it? Oatmeal. Oatmeaaaal. Oaaaaaaaaatmeeeal.

Picture I'm so ripped. Hey you know what I could go for? OATMEAL! I'm totally craving some oatmeal. That's a weird word isn't it? Oatmeal. Oatmeaaaal. Oaaaaaaaaatmeeeal.

Dead adult daughter,Yes, this is your parents' erotic massage jelly. We have a sex life too you know! You wouldn't find these things if you had your own apartment.Love,Mom and Dad.

Picture Dead adult daughter,Yes, this is your parents' erotic massage jelly. We have a sex life too you know! You wouldn't find these things if you had your own apartment.Love,Mom and Dad.

This wouldn't be offensive, but it's a soda distributor.

Picture This wouldn't be offensive, but it's a soda distributor.

This might actually impress a girl, unless she's a diplodocus.

Picture This might actually impress a girl, unless she's a diplodocus.

We're out of couches, does anybody sleep particularly still?

Picture We're out of couches, does anybody sleep particularly still?

"Fact: She's smokin'."

Picture "Fact: She's smokin'."

Suggestions For My Future Roommates

Article Suggestions For My Future Roommates

What I, Now, Would Tell Me, Then.

Article What I, Now, Would Tell Me, Then.

Look at this picture!

Picture Look at this picture!

Conversations I'd Like To See In A Movie

Article Conversations I'd Like To See In A Movie

Miss Interpretations: Signs Your New Guy is an Asshole/Liar/Father/Gay

Article Miss Interpretations: Signs Your New Guy is an Asshole/Liar/Father/Gay

More Favorite Bands of Movie Characters

Article More Favorite Bands of Movie Characters

How My Mom Would Probably React to Facebook

Article How My Mom Would Probably React to Facebook

Real World: A Condom Ad

Article Real World: A Condom Ad

Collaborations with Cody: A Conversation with a Guy Who Just Doesn't Listen

Article Collaborations with Cody: A Conversation with a Guy Who Just Doesn't Listen

Miss Interpretations

Article Miss Interpretations

Stuff I Should Have Told My Ex Boyfriends

Article Stuff I Should Have Told My Ex Boyfriends

Awkward Gyno Visits: A Personal History

Article Awkward Gyno Visits: A Personal History

List O' Losers: I Make the Mistakes So You Don't Have To.

Article List O' Losers: I Make the Mistakes So You Don't Have To.

Article Family Matters