I am right in the middle of one hell of an existential drought. Behind me: 4 years of college, countless mistakes, tactical errors and malfunctions of brain, heart and body. In front, stage left: uncertainty, a feeling of doom and inevitability. Fate's twisted designs are surely at hand. I am 23. I am definitely not a writer. Read this if you want to understand me: http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/13766

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