I was reading one of those job interview prep question lists ... the question was to describe yourself as briefly as possible. Easy. I'm like a mellow puma. done.

I'm a recent FoD refugee. Man that place got lame fast. Anyway ... what you guys got here that's all good and junk?

I'm currently resideifying at http://comedywhirled.com but if this place so chooses to sway me with it's witchy ways, I may settle for whatever it is you craptards do here.

My favorite selection of literature is a poem I will share with you now:
O pointy birds, o pointy pointy, Anoint my head, anointy-nointy