Back in 1990, before 30 Rock and Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip NBC considered picking up a different show about an entertainer managing a variety show in New York. Pretty normal, right? Did I mention that this entertainer happens to be a poorly-constructed marionette that looks suspiciously like Conan O'Brien? The pilot was never picked up, but you can watch the opening credits below. If the show was anything like the theme song, it was immediately off-putting, completely inane, and about twice as long as it should be.

Tricorder

...]]> /article/6887768 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6887768/quiz-british-person-or-kentucky-derby-winning-horse Thu, 02 May 2013 16:48:10 -0400 Can you tell which of the following are names of horses that won the Kentucky Derby and which ones are names of British historical figures? It's harder than you think.

Roll your cursor over each image to reveal the answer.

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/article/6887027 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6887027/simple-ways-to-improve-7-popular-websites Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:05:43 -0400 1. Twitter — Tweet Timeout

Tumblr — Allow Responses to Comments, Like a Normal Website

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...]]> /article/6884209 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6884209/20-things-that-cnn-believes-raises-eyebrows Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:39:20 -0400 CNN's use of the phrase "raising eyebrows" has been raising eyebrows over here at CollegeHumor. There's no news yet about why eyebrow raising is worthy of reporting on, or exactly how high the brows must be before being considered "raised," or why nonsense fluff, serious issues, and completely acceptable things are equally as likely to be met with "raised eyebrows," but we assume that CNN will eventually answer all these questions because their journalistic standards are higher than even our eyebrows.

Here's 20 things that CNN believes raise people's eyebrows. Click on the titles to see the original article.

/article/6883523 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6883523/everyone-is-an-asshole Thu, 11 Apr 2013 10:31:49 -0400

...]]> /article/6882873 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882873/one-star-reviews-of-things-you-love Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:41:27 -0400 Think of your favorite thing in the world. As much as you love this thing, someone out there hates it. HATES IT. And the only thing they hate more than the thing you love is the fact that so many people love it. As proof that you can't please everyone, here are one-star reviews of some of your favorite things. All of these are real reviews pulled from Amazon.

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1. Brotato

Bros with potato heads.

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Illustration by Nathan Yaffe

]]> /article/6880802 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6880802/25-women-in-stock-photos-who-are-inexplicably-naked Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:24:01 -0400 Stock photo companies do their best to have a photo for any need, but that also means that some of the photos are so bizarre it's hard to imagine any real use for them. A lot of them also feature unnecessary, inexplicable nudity. Here are the 25 most inscrutable stock photos of naked women.

1. Wearing a Jack-O-Lantern

Do you think this started out as a spooky shoot that was slowly turning sexy, or a sexy shoot that was slowly turning insane?
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/article/6880672 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6880672/the-12-stupidest-recipes-from-the-food-network Wed, 27 Mar 2013 22:48:56 -0400 Can you call something with only two ingredients a "recipe?" Apparently on The Food Network you can. Here are the 12 most unnecessary, misguided, stupidest recipes currently on their website.

1. Add Honey to Squeezable Margarine, And Then Call it Butter

Fun Fact: No good recipe has ever concluded with the sentence "Squeeze onto hot biscuits."

/article/6879393 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6879393/5-times-fresh-prince-broke-the-fourth-wall Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:56:23 -0400 With shows like Arrested Development and Community, TV viewers have become accustomed to characters breaking the fourth wall, acknowledging their own existence in a TV show. But before all that came The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Though it was usually a standard three-camera sitcom, there have been a couple times when the Fresh Prince broke the reality of the show for the sake of a joke. Here are five of them, in order from least to most insane.

/article/6878481 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6878481/7-new-versions-of-beer-pong Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:42:03 -0400

/article/6876675 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6876675/the-10-best-disney-rap-mashups Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:03:51 -0400 What happens when you combine wholesome Disney songs with profanity-laced rap hits? These!

These mashups are extra special because they aren't just combining two songs, it's like they're combining your younger self with your less-innocent present self.

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10. Mulan Vs. Busta Rhymes: Look at Me Make a Man Out of You Mashup

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/article/6874239 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6874239/if-people-talked-about-seinfeld-like-they-talk-about-girls Tue, 26 Feb 2013 20:33:27 -0500

Do you watch Seinfeld? Do you like it? REALLY?! Ugh, I mean it's fine, I guess, I just think it has A LOT of problems.