Drink from big-boy cupEmerge nude, from a large, hollow cake, into an empty, cavernous banquet hallHave sexual relations while listening to "Crazy Train"Dismount the mechanical bull you've been r …
Mike Sacks has written for Vanity Fair, Esquire, GQ, The New Yorker, Time, McSweeney's, and other publications. He has worked at The Washington Post, and is currently on the editorial staff of Vanity Fair.
His third and latest book, Your Wildest Dreams, Within Reason, contains 54 short humor pieces and is available now from Amazon .
March 7th, 2011