Zombie Stone Cold

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Member Since: February 20th, 2007

Girl Sleeps on Zac Efron Bed

picture Girl Sleeps on Zac Efron Bed

She was covered in slime, electrical tape and had a 20 foot long extension cord coming out of her belly button.

picture She was covered in slime, electrical tape and had a 20 foot long extension cord coming out of her belly button.

Cuba Gooding Jr. from Boyz N The Hood

picture Cuba Gooding Jr. from Boyz N The Hood

A good man is hard to find, but so is a sale at Kinkos.

picture A good man is hard to find, but so is a sale at Kinkos.

"Sorry, but I only drink c*nt water from a bottle."

picture "Sorry, but I only drink c*nt water from a bottle."

He got his doctorate in pwning n00bs.

picture He got his doctorate in pwning n00bs.

Doesn't he know spaghetti string tops aren't allowed?

picture Doesn't he know spaghetti string tops aren't allowed?

Whoa, Jesus really is your homeboy.

picture Whoa, Jesus really is your homeboy.

Commented on Friday, October 15th 2010

Guy Shows Off VCR Collection

video Guy Shows Off VCR Collection

Do you think between C. Johnson and C.J Johnson there's C.A., C.B., C.C. through C.J.?

picture Do you think between C. Johnson and C.J Johnson there's C.A., C.B., C.C. through C.J.?

His good noose was dirty.

picture His good noose was dirty.

I can't bear watching.

picture I can't bear watching.

This definitely won't get stuck in that pesky Hole 8 sandtrap.

picture This definitely won't get stuck in that pesky Hole 8 sandtrap.

If you were planning on rolling up in your tank, don't.

picture If you were planning on rolling up in your tank, don't.

picture V for VICTORY!

He'll never use the pickup line "feeling horny?" on the bull's wife ever again.

picture He'll never use the pickup line "feeling horny?" on the bull's wife ever again.

"Can you blame him? Bro got iced."

picture "Can you blame him? Bro got iced."

"This note printed on 7,325 recycled phonebooks."

picture "This note printed on 7,325 recycled phonebooks."

He's sooo getting laid tonight.

picture He's sooo getting laid tonight.

Come on, Urban Dictionary, I thought we were friends. Remember when you explained what a Dirty Sanchez was?

picture Come on, Urban Dictionary, I thought we were friends. Remember when you explained what a Dirty Sanchez was?

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