Zombie Stone Cold

Zombie Stone Cold

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February 20th, 2007
"C'mon Cletus, smile through the overbite." picture "C'mon Cletus, smile through the overbite."
She needs a little work, but if anyone could be a table tennis superstar, it's you. picture She needs a little work, but if anyone could be a table tennis superstar, it's you.
They were just asking for it! picture They were just asking for it!
Commented on Tuesday, August 4th 2009
Video Game FMyLife article Video Game FMyLife

by Brian Murphy on

Hey, you have a little still left in the corner of your mouth. picture Hey, you have a little still left in the corner of your mouth.
"Never, and I mean never, pass out at a Rizzuto family reunion baby!" picture "Never, and I mean never, pass out at a Rizzuto family reunion baby!"
Now when she lies on her stomach you have something to fondle! picture Now when she lies on her stomach you have something to fondle!
You and your damn lettuce, tomatoes, bacon and cheese. What do I get? Sliced open down the middle and some tomato puree! Happy Birthday hotdog indeed. picture You and your damn lettuce, tomatoes, bacon and cheese. What do I get? Sliced open down the middle and some tomato puree! Happy Birthday hotdog indeed.
"Good Lord, I've stumbled upon an oil field's worth of milk!" picture "Good Lord, I've stumbled upon an oil field's worth of milk!"
When you gotta go you gotta go. picture When you gotta go you gotta go.
Well if she's paying 10 bucks a pack you damn well know she wants that second hand smoke too. picture Well if she's paying 10 bucks a pack you damn well know she wants that second hand smoke too.
It'd be smarter to have the higher scores for the drunks. That way they'd have a reason NOT to projectile vomit all over the wall. picture It'd be smarter to have the higher scores for the drunks. That way they'd have a reason NOT to projectile vomit all over the wall.
Kittylingus FTW picture Kittylingus FTW
Their dresses turn to belly shirts when they stand tall. picture Their dresses turn to belly shirts when they stand tall.
Honey, call Child Services. He's going to a foster home. picture Honey, call Child Services. He's going to a foster home.
What kid doesn't go through this phase? It's practically a rite of passage. picture What kid doesn't go through this phase? It's practically a rite of passage.
I want this man to one day run my country. picture I want this man to one day run my country.
The first version, "You Can't Drive And Throw At The Same Time," was much less financially successful. picture The first version, "You Can't Drive And Throw At The Same Time," was much less financially successful.
Blood for oil, ay? 2012 is closer than we think PEOPLE!!! picture Blood for oil, ay? 2012 is closer than we think PEOPLE!!!
"D'you see this? This means "not welcome". You are not welcome to shame me like this, guys. It's seriously uncool." picture "D'you see this? This means "not welcome". You are not welcome to shame me like this, guys. It's seriously uncool."