Steve is the most booked comedian on the college market, and would be playing your school shortly if you got off your fat ass and requested him.

CollegeHumor.com's original columnist, Hofstetter is currently enjoying his status as the sketchy old guy. The host of the syndicated Sports Minute (Or So), Hofstetter is a regular on radio stations everywhere, and not just when he calls to request Enya.

He's been on TV shows like "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and "E! True Hollywood Story" and other stuff he shows people he went to high school with. Jay Leno compared him to a young Jerry Seinfeld, which is awesome because Jerry Seinfeld is very funny.

He also thinks you're hot.