CollegeHumor: Steve Hofstetter http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65451 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6497928 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6497928/7-ways-to-freak-out-your-new-facebook-friend 7 Ways to Freak Out Your New Facebook Friend Mon, 02 May 2011 13:51:08 -0400 Sometime someone friends you on Facebook and you wish they hadn't. Here's how to annoy them to the point that they will unfriend you.

7) Like every single thing they post. EVERY. SINGLE. THING.

6) Tag yourself in pictures you're not in. Especially pictures of their significant other.<...]]> /article/6266481 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6266481/open-letter-to-overwhelming-majority-of-new-york-city-realtors Open Letter to Overwhelming Majority of New York City Realtors Sat, 21 Aug 2010 12:01:50 -0400 Dear Overwhelming Majority of New York City Realtors,


Hi. My name is Steve. You might remember me from the dozens of applications I've filled out in your offices guaranteeing that you own my soul. I can understand why you want it so badly – you've never had one of your own.


I have spent the last two months looking for a new apartment. You've posted ads for two-bedrooms that were really studios. You've gone on and on about the view in apartments that turned out to be on the second floor. You've described your listings as "just steps from the subway!" without mentioning that there would be several thousand steps. In essence, you have wasted my time. My one consolation is that I am not gullible enough to rent one of your overpriced under-painted outer-limits crap hole excuses for an apartment. So you have wasted your time, too.
...]]> /article/6280876 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6280876/this-is-what-happens-when-craigslist-removes-adult-section This is What Happens When Craigslist Removes Adult Section Tue, 07 Sep 2010 01:17:31 -0400 Now that Craigslist has removed their adult section, reports say that adult ads are finding their way into the rest of the site. Here are a few:

 

new york craigslist > housing > apts by owner

Tight space available immediately. No carpets. Will cost double if you’d like to bring a roommate.

 

new york craigslist > for sale / wanted > free stuff<...]]> /article/6246795 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6246795/the-difference-between-sookie-and-snookie The Difference Between Sookie and Snookie Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:42:24 -0400 Here is the differences between Sookie from HBO's True Blood and Snookie from MTV's The Jersey Shore.


One lives with the cold and undead, and her life is controlled by the sun. She was born into misery, in a region of this country filled with ignorance and hate. When we first met her, she was beaten within an inch of her life – and she is a character so ridiculous, it makes sense for her to be fictional.
...]]> /article/6033012 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6033012/13-tombstones-of-celebrities-that-arent-dead 13 Tombstones Of Celebrities That Aren't Dead Wed, 14 Apr 2010 00:09:18 -0400




...]]> /article/5832876 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5832876/appropriate-times-to-type-lol Appropriate Times To Type "Lol" Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:24:40 -0500 You have begun to type "lollipop," had a seizure, and fell on the enter key.


You have set a high score, and your name is Loretta Oswald Lorettaberg.


Mavis Beacon is teaching you to touch type.


You are foreign, and learned all of your English from an 8th grade girl.


Your i, e, and n keys are broken, and someone demands to know the first name of Nicole Ritchie's father.
...]]> /article/5815820 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5815820/a-list-of-every-single-person-still-using-myspace A List of Every Single Person Still Using MySpace Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:53:52 -0500 Tom.

]]> /article/5798427 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5798427/goofus-and-gallant-for-2010 Goofus and Gallant for 2010 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:59:34 -0500 Highlights Magazine is trumpeting Goofus and Gallant's updated look. Here's their updated attitude.





...]]> /article/5783900 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5783900/what-your-facebook-profile-picture-really-means What Your Facebook Profile Picture Really Means Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:54:25 -0500 No facebook profile picture is perfect – but here are some of the most common ones and what they reveal about our personalities.


You and your significant other

You have lost your identity. You are no longer Becky and Dave. You're now BeckyDave, a bizarre creature with two heads, one brain, and no friends. Seriously, unless the Facebook profile is for both of you, the picture should be of just you. Also, you're afraid of being alone. The best part is, you'll deny any of this is accurate, but only while talking to your significant other since all your friends have been bored by you for quite some time.
...]]> /article/5769133 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5769133/if-archie-comics-were-honest If Archie Comics Were Honest Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:48:39 -0500



...]]> /article/5732630 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5732630/what-your-facebook-status-really-means What Your Facebook Status Really Means Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:11:49 -0400 I've had enough of the drama!

No you have not. You love drama. You hate that Gossip Girl isn't a reality show.


The gym kicked my ass!

You recently started working out and want everyone to know. If you worked out more, you'd know that working out produces a greater natural high than facebook comments.

...]]> /article/5707021 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5707021/people-more-hated-than-balloon-boys-father People More Hated Than Balloon Boy's Father Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:56:50 -0400 Now that we're pretty sure the whole balloon boy thing was a hoax, I can't imagine anyone that doesn't hate the asshole father behind it all. I can, however, imagine 10 people we hate more.


...]]> /article/5592720 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5592720/top-ten-inconstancies-on-saved-by-the-bell Top Ten Inconstancies on Saved By The Bell Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:27:40 -0400 10) The most obvious inconsistency was the morphing of Zach Morris' Indiana junior high to a California high school. It's hard on a kid to uproot like Zach Morris had to (especially after all the work he did to be a member of the uber-exclusive Rigmas). Of course, transition is easier when you can bring two of your best friends, your principal, and your physical school building. The good news was that the California location enabled the school to be called "Bayside." And that led to that brilliant cheer, "B Ba B Ba Ba Ba B. B Ba B Ba Ba Ba B " Go Bayside!" That must have taken dozens of seconds to write.
...]]> /article/5382600 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5382600/the-problem-with-adding-comments-to-facebook The Problem With Adding Comments to Facebook Sun, 02 Aug 2009 16:51:35 -0400



...]]> /article/5290905 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5290905/what-youre-saying-with-your-drink-order What You're Saying With Your Drink Order Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:35:43 -0400 Budweiser, Miller, or Coors

Guys: They don't have kegs at this bar? What kind of low-brow place is this?

Guys buying it for girls: I don't celebrate anniversaries, I don't care about your friends, and as soon as you expect commitment, I will drop you. May as well get used to it.

Girls: Does drinking cheap beer make me look sexy and tomboyish?
...]]> /article/5291070 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5291070/what-your-dorm-posters-say-about-you What Your Dorm Posters Say About You Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:17:29 -0400



...]]> /article/5123013 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5123013/eulogy-for-myspace Eulogy for MySpace Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:13:23 -0400 We are gathered here together to mourn the loss of our dear friend and family member, MySpace. MySpace is survived by her beloved husband Tom, and their 143, 286 million children.


It is good to see so many of MySpace's children here today. Goth Girl, Hip Hop Artist, Guy in Sun Glasses and a Popped Collar, Two Girls Making Out, and Guy With No Shirt. Thank you for coming.
...]]> /article/4018069 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4018069/if-history-had-twitters-140-character-limit If History Had Twitter's 140 Character Limit Thu, 07 May 2009 14:01:32 -0400 (follow Steve at http://www.twitter.com/SteveHofstetter)


I have a dream that everyone was treated equally and I sure hope it happens.

-MLKBirmingham



A long time ago, older people founded our country. Don't forget all the cool stuff our military has done. Now please go free your slaves.
...]]> /article/3970746 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3970746/a-letter-to-parents-that-join-facebook-part-ii A Letter To Parents That Join Facebook (Part II) Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:13:10 -0400 I recently wrote a piece called "A Letter To Parents That Join Facebook." It was a sarcastic guide to old people making a concerted effort to creep out their children. Most people who read it took it as a joke. Of course, most people who read this site aren't old and creepy. I might be, but my readers aren't.
...]]> /article/3953330 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3953330/a-letter-to-parents-that-join-facebook A Letter To Parents That Join Facebook Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:25:30 -0400 Dear Parent,


Welcome to Facebook! After hearing newscasters talk incessantly about this brand new technology that the rest of us have known about since 2005, you've finally decided to suck it up and join. It will be very useful as you reunite with old friends, discover new entertainment options, and creep the hell out of your children. Seriously, why the hell are you on this?
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