Amir Blumenfeld

Be a trooper. Not a pooper.

From CH Staff

It's a classic mano y mano, no matter how hard you try.

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Put your sandwich where your mouth is.

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There are no bad ideas, just weird ones.

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Don't put words in my mouth.

From Jake and Amir

Talk like no one's listening.

From Jake and Amir

Aardvarks are the best. Alphabetically.

Don't question my answers.

Don't flush your dreams away.

From Jake and Amir

The boy who cried weiner.

From Jake and Amir

My brackets cause rackets.

From Jake and Amir

Lines are signs of sublime times.

From Jake and Amir

Chin up, with your cock out.

You gotta make dough to make a little dough.

From Jake and Amir

Out with the old and in with the you.

From Jake and Amir

Gratuity is gratuitous.

Fake holiday. Real emotion.

From Jake and Amir

Y'all wanna floss with us?

From Jake and Amir

Stories from the set getting animated.

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Be careful what you never wished for. Cows.

From Jake and Amir