How is anybody going to beat Daniel Day Lewis as Lincoln? Seriously. How!? He played a REAL PERSON.

Who was Bradley Cooper supposed to be? Some fictional dude named Mike or whatever?

How can you tell how good of an actor somebody is, if the person he's playing isn't ACTUAL? Like, I know Daniel Day Lewis looked like Abraham Lincoln so I know he acted good…

Bradley Cooper looked like… himself i guess? And acted like… a fictional guy?

Know what I mean?

Last Tuesday was supposed to be an easy day f...]]> /article/6785386 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6785386/facepalm-pizza Tue, 19 Jun 2012 16:26:03 -0400

I just had a super long/busy day at work (Internet was slow, printer was broken, blah blah blah)...]]> /article/6764134 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6764134/facepalm-laundry Wed, 02 May 2012 17:42:13 -0400

So I needed to take down a bag of laundry to the laundry machines in the basement. And I figured, "Oh, along the wa...]]> /video/6470116 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6470116/jake-and-amir-videos Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:42:11 -0400 /article/5766551 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5766551/prank-war-8-is-up Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:32:17 -0500

It's been two years since I last pranked Streeter. Now the wait is over. Click the picture to see the video.
...]]> /article/4015018 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/4015018/what-math-textbooks-should-be-about-based-on-their-covers Tue, 05 May 2009 12:56:48 -0400 Roll-Over to Reveal

...]]> /article/3934873 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3934873/ch-sports-weekly-starbury-fields-forever Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:25:09 -0400 Ethan: We're here live for the nineteenth day of the Big East Tournament! Doesn't it seem hard to believe that there's only three weeks left until the conference has a champ?

Amir: Then we'll be finally ready for some April Madness!

...]]> /article/3502592 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3502592/batman-the-dark-hype Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:08:50 -0400

The anticipation around the new Batman movie has reached unprecedented levels. It's crazy to think that in two weeks you can walk around and ask anybody in America what they thought of the new Batman movie and 98% will be able to respond.
/article/3480856 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3480856/kids-review-wall-e Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:00:09 -0400

Wall-E was great, everybody can agree. But was it a kids' movie? Did children understand the adult themes? We took kids away from their parents (by subtly changing the hands they were holding) as they left the theater to see what the youth of America think of Pixar's latest film.
...]]> /article/3431137 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3431137/moments-before-hard-core-trucking Thu, 22 May 2008 15:49:59 -0400 Ben and Sandree and making out in a truck. Necking turns into heavy petting, clothes are coming off. They are ready to intercourse one another.


Ben: God I wanna sleep with you for a year.


Sandree: Mmm… You smell like trout.


Ben: Baby, wait. I want our first time to be special.


...]]> /article/3405172 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3405172/moments-before-german-cheers Mon, 05 May 2008 13:41:41 -0400 Guy: 14 hours of travel later… here we are… Germany.


Girl: The country of love…


Waiter: HIER IST SEINE FLASCHEN!!!



Girl: OH MY GOD!!!

...]]> /article/3381962 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3381962/magical-prom-night Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:14:41 -0400 Walter is seventeen years old, in a suit, and driving fast. The only thing sitting shotgun is a bouquet of roses he just picked up. His thoughts are energizing him…


Tonight is the night I prove everybody wrong. Little Walter Wivlak's all grown up.


"Hey Walter," they yelled, "What's the matter homo, can't get a date to the prom?"HA! Time to prove you wrong Mr. Parsons. Mr. World's meanest math teacher ever!
...]]> /article/3368545 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3368545/moments-before-first-family-photo Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:00:26 -0400

"Moments Before…" is a column that examines the exact events that lead up to a specific CollegeHumor picture. None of the dialogue below is conjecture — they are all based on facts and interviews. For maximum hilarity reveal the picture by clicking on the link after reading the article.

Photographer: All right, shall we get started? Let's see two big smiles!
...]]> /video/3342840 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3342840/long-shots Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:11:36 -0400 /article/3324910 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3324910/march-craziness Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:25:45 -0400 Well, it's finally here. The Women's Tourney! Does Illinois State have what it takes to upset Oklahoma? Can Robert Morris take down Rutgers? Does Woomen's hoops have an NIT?


Nobody knows yet! That's what makes March so fun. To get your sports fix you can always check out the CollegeHumor Sports Channel! I'll be updating it daily with funny links, videos and pics from the world of college hoops… and who knows… maybe we'll even find some cool stuff about the men's tournament!
...]]> /article/3319402 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3319402/hardly-drinking Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:23:08 -0400 In our inebriated state we discussed some songs that we would sing along to only when drunk. Luckily for you, we then filmed ourselves singing those songs. Enjoy!



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March 10, 9AM.


Gary: (entering room) Oh man, what is up? Darren right?


Darren: How did you open the door?
...]]> /article/3287141 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3287141/sorry-wrong-im Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:24:38 -0500 Co-Written By Patrick Cassels

]]> /article/3235829 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3235829/new-phoenix-suns-playbook Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:09:52 -0500 The sports world is abuzz with the recent trade between the Phoenix Suns and Miami Heat. Many people believe that the addition of a slow aging Shaquille O'Neal will hinder the Suns high octaine run and gun offense but we got our hands on some new offensive plays and it appears as though the Suns coaching staff is adjusting quite nicely.

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