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Neil Janowitz

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You are Neil Janowitz. You have done nothing in your life thus far to distinguish yourself. At this point, you figure your only hope is to write your bio in the unprecedented second person, seeing as how everyone else will write theirs in either first person or self-deprecating third person. You think you're clever for this. You're kind of pathetic, too.

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A REFLECTION ON THE EXISTENCE OF PATRICK BATEMAN*, STRUGGLING WRITER Article A REFLECTION ON THE EXISTENCE OF PATRICK BATEMAN*, STRUGGLING WRITER
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The Inner Monologue Of An Unnamed 25-Year-Old As He Stands in H & M Trying to Decide Whether Or Not to Buy X-Men Briefs Article The Inner Monologue Of An Unnamed 25-Year-Old As He Stands in H & M Trying to Decide Whether Or Not to Buy X-Men Briefs
The Perils of Youth Article The Perils of Youth
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Being Enlightened by George Lucas (and one mile's worth of glowing plastic lightsabers) Article Being Enlightened by George Lucas (and one mile's worth of glowing plastic lightsabers)
Rows by any other name would still hurt like a bitch Article Rows by any other name would still hurt like a bitch
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Bronx bombing Article Bronx bombing
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Laying the Shak down Article Laying the Shak down
Perpetual growth Article Perpetual growth
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