CollegeHumor: Mindy Raf http://www.collegehumor.com/user/65464 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /video/4021933 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/4021933/an-anti-shocker-psa An Anti-Shocker PSA Sat, 09 May 2009 16:56:00 -0400 /article/3456247 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3456247/bj-history-of-the-freshman-virgin BJ History of the Freshman Virgin Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:56:00 -0400 (The Freshman Virgin is hooking up with a guy in her dorm room. He takes off his pants and pushes her head down.)


FV: Oh! Okay, so listen, I don't know if I made myself clear at dinner and I'm sure you're a super guy, but…"can't put in the thing without that special ring." Sorry.


GUY: Yeah, yeah, whatever, it's cool. Blow me then.
...]]> /article/3447131 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3447131/imagined-conversations-actual-conversations Imagined Conversations & Actual Conversations Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:02:45 -0400

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...]]> /article/3438087 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3438087/wannabe-sex-and-the-city-columnist-takes-over-home-plate Wannabe Sex and the City Columnist Takes Over Home Plate Wed, 28 May 2008 16:09:13 -0400 Hi Guys!


Mindy's off this week, and I've been asked to fill in! Yay! I'm not a "real" sex columnist YET, but I've sent lots of stuff out to tons of NYC papers and popular on-line mags, so you never know.


I totally live and breathe sex and relationships though, so I'm SO happy to be writing about it for you guys this week. Let's get started.
...]]> /article/3429892 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3429892/those-girls-who-never-masturbated Those Girls Who Never Masturbated Wed, 21 May 2008 16:39:54 -0400 Remember way back when, when I tried to convince two girls in a bar to masturbate?


Good times!


Well since it's still May and therefore still National Masturbation month, (Yay! I hope you guys have been celebrating!!) and since this is still a sex themed column, I thought I'd contact the girls and let you guys know how they, and their untouched girl-parts, are doing.
...]]> /article/3420387 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3420387/if-my-boyfriends-penis-was-a-motivational-speaker If My Boyfriend's Penis Was A Motivational Speaker Wed, 14 May 2008 14:10:04 -0400
My BF's Penis: Hello boys. Thank you all for being here today. By a raise of shafts who here is new? Okay, good! Welcome. And how many 3-6 month relationshipers do we have with us? Good! Keep at it, it's good you're here now. And what about a year or more…? Great. Kudos to you all.


Okay, first off, I know what you're all going through. I'm going on two years and three months. Some days are awesome and others, man, it's an uphill battle. But you gotta keep your eye on the PRIZE. You gotta FOCUS.
...]]> /article/3408639 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3408639/mixtape-from-the-guy-whos-not-sure-how-he-feels-about-you Mixtape From The Guy Who's Not Sure How He Feels About You Wed, 07 May 2008 15:30:18 -0400

]]> /article/3395888 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3395888/things-i-screamed-while-trying-to-get-my-gardenia-plant-to-bloom-that-ive-also-said-to-guys-ive-dated Things I Screamed while trying to get my Gardenia Plant to Bloom that I've also said to Guys I've Dated Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:29:15 -0400 Why are you so droopy? Come on, pep up!



Uh -oh, looking discolored. Looks like someone got too much sun.



Oh no, is that supposed to fall off like that?



Are you acting this way because it's so dry?



Are you suicidal? Is that it, is that the problem?

...]]> /article/3381555 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3381555/aliza-shvarts-breaks-up-with-her-boyfriend Aliza Shvarts Breaks Up with her Boyfriend Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:47:41 -0400

Aliza: Can we talk?

Boyfriend: Sure.

Aliza: I think we should break up?

Boyfriend: For real?

Aliza:Well, I can't really tell you if this is real or not. The nature ofthis break-up doesn't consist of any certainties, you know?

Boyfriend: Stop talking like that and just tell me, are you really breaking up with me or not?!
...]]> /article/3371303 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3371303/threesome-rules-from-the-insecure-girlfriend Threesome Rules from the Insecure Girlfriend Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:21:41 -0400


]]> /article/3361228 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3361228/the-freshman-virgin-who-just-doesnt-get-it-tries-to-pick-up-guys-at-the-bar The Freshman Virgin Who Just Doesn't Get It Tries to Pick Up Guys at the Bar Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:42:34 -0400
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together at a restaurant getting to know each other.


Hi, my name's Mindy. You might want to remember it now because you'll be screaming it later, across the bar, when I'm leaving and you realize you don't have my phone number.
...]]> /article/3345082 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3345082/clitter Clitter Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:07:57 -0400


]]> /article/3334733 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3334733/dirty-talk Dirty Talk Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:57:36 -0400 …in a new relationship


Her: You feel sooo good! You…taste…so…good too!


Him: Yeah! Mmmm. I've been thinking about you tasting me all day, baby.




Dirty talk after dating for over a year


Her: Your balls smell. Did you shower today?


...]]> /article/3323438 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3323438/lies-i-believed-on-the-fifth-grade-playground Lies I Believed on the Fifth Grade Playground Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:57:25 -0400
  • Blue Balls will kill him.
  • Masturbating decreases the strength of your heart.
  • The average guy is 12 inches long.
  • If you're allergic to peanuts and the guy eats a lot of peanuts that day and you go down on him you could die.
  • You can get pregnant if his stuff touches your boobs.
  • If you get pregnant before you're married, the baby will come out retarded.
  • Masturbating makes you lose brain cells.
  • You shouldn't go to the dentist less than six months after you've given him oral because the dentist will be able to tell and he'll tell you parents.
  • Touching his balls too hard will kill him.
  • Masturbating gives you diabetes.
  • Only slutty girls shave their legs.

...]]> /article/3310805 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3310805/phone-sex-break-up Phone Sex Break Up Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:56:59 -0400 So, remember that time in college when your boyfriend, who went to another school, called you to break up with you at the same time you guys usually have phone sex? Good times.


GF: Hello?
...]]> /article/3290159 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3290159/if-my-ta-could-talk If My T&A Could Talk... Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:49:50 -0500
…Maybe this is a conversation they'd have while I was getting some in college.



TITS: Yeah! Squeeze me! That feels soooo good. Ooo, yeah lick it! Yeah! Suck it!
...]]> /article/3278206 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3278206/hook-up-disclaimers-written-on-bar-napkins Hook Up Disclaimers Written On Bar Napkins... Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:45:27 -0500 …That I wish I had received in college.



...]]> /article/3262995 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3262995/the-worlds-most-annoying-girlfriend-and-her-insensitive-boyfriend-try-tantric The World's Most Annoying Girlfriend and her Insensitive Boyfriend try Tantric Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:13:30 -0500 Boyfriend: So is this gonna be like that Karma Suit sh*t? Cause, baby, if you wanna twist yourself around me like some Gumby whore, that's fine. But I'm not doing that sh*t.

Girlfiend: Its called Tantric sex baby. I read all about it in Cosmo.

Boyfriend: Taint-tric? Ahahaha! Like taint your ass, taint your p*ssy?! Ahahahaha! Girlfriend: I can't believe you just said the "p" word around me after we had a whole discussion yesterday about how much I hate the "p" word and why it's historically demeaning to women.
...]]> /article/3246819 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3246819/valentines-day-cards-to-hand-out-at-the-bar Valentine's Day Cards to Hand Out at the Bar Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:36:36 -0500




/article/3144853 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3144853/talking-with-that-guy-at-the-holiday-party Talking With That Guy At The Holiday Party Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:09:26 -0500

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