I'm a dreamer, a lover, a clown, a fighter, a brain, a criminal, a writer, an actor, a musician, and a ninja. I love to sleep, eat, play guitar, play with girls, practice martial arts, go to parties, write songs, sing songs, write screenplays, sleep, and learn about the world through exploring and philosophizing. Naps are my favorite part of college, followed by spontaneous road trips and the lack of responsibility. My favorite food places are Chipotle and Cold Stone. My main talents in life are writing, singing, and giving massages, in that ascending order of money I've earned from those talents. Ninja Turtles and Transformers rock my world. So do kung fu movies, and anything with Colin Farrell, Robert Deniro, or Al Pacino.